Why do nipples get all perky in cold weather? Why not hot weather or normal weather or only during thunderstorms? Party cloudy with a chance of headlights.
Is my eldest the spawn of Satan? Would that make my ex-husband Satan? But I know plenty of people who could claim their ex as the Devil Himself. Is there more than one Devil? Is that why there are so many names for the Devil- i.e. Satan, Beelzebub, Dark Prince, etc? Or do we just live in a world of synonyms? What is a synonym for synonym?
How do I convince Ava that my arm freckles are not boo-boos? And if Ava continues to poke my freckles while calling them boo-boos will I eventually get boo-boos for her to point at and yell boo-boo?
Is it strange that as I walk around during the day at Super Large Clinic Site I always chuckle the following to myself (or occasionally out loud if my pals are near) when I see one of the OB/Gyn docs: "That person has seen my vagina!". Once I even got to exclaim, "That person has seen a HUMAN HEAD fit through my vajingo!".
--The Milk Maid has lots to ponder...
10/27/08
Monday Brain Drain...
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Milk Maid needs more sleep methinks!!
you always make me chuckle.
Love the laughs! Mark and I were just talking about the nipple thing last night and how cold weather affects them so much. :)
Let's have a drink, MM.
Hmmmm... much to ponder!
lol, your so creative!
you slay me. :)
LMAO! I had lost your link- glad I found it. Um, I think! :)
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