Q. Why did the rabbit call the gynocologist?
A. She thought she had a yeaster infection!
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Q. What did the egg day to the pot of boiling water?
A. It may take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid yesterday!
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HAPPY EASTER
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7 comments:
Yes, the tongue depresser is depressed. If it were a tongue elevator..we'd talk about it.
Very funny! Thanks for sharing!!
I like the egg one. As far as the book I was talking about it's called Stellaluna by Janell Cannon.
I can always count on you for a good laugh.
Bah! Such a great way to start out my day...with hard pervy eggs. HA!
Ok.. I loved them! Right up my alley!
I still owe you a joke!
"yeaster infection."
Priceless, dude. Simply priceless.
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