My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Bummin' and Slummin'

I'm in a crappy mood folks. The more I think about it, the less I believe truly that I am experiencing PPD, but I just don't know.

I think I have a bad case of $hitty mood syndrome. I guess it's from Jef's big inventory coming up, the indecision of having another kiddo, and ordinary mom stress. That and I look like re-re-fried beans... to the point that I need to be tossed and start over.

Ok - enough! That was the bummin'.... now for slummin':

I have the same shirt I had on yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that too. I have showered. I even shaved my pits! But I have the same ol shirt on. It's comfy, and I'm feeling crappy so why not indulge myself in some slovenly comforts?

I really need to change the shirt after yesterday's incident. I fell and busted it in the garage. I was wearing my Old Navy flip-flops, it'd been raining, the Armada was wet (as well as my feet), and when I got out I planted my hefty rumpus in the concrete. Of course when I fell, I leaned back trying to catch myself so now I have 2 softball size bruises on my back, my elbow has a golf ball sized knot and a technicolor bruise, and my back hurts (worse than it did before). Oh yeah- and my butt cheek has a nice whelpy blue bruise. Brings a whole new meaning to "That's HOT!".

But I digress-

My hair. When you say the "My hair" sentence, you must shake your head and sigh. I should never have cut it. That's over and done with now. Now is the time for growing it back out (for the 4th time-- some never learn). I think I am going to color it, then worry about a trim. I decided after my last cut cost me $20 more than the previous one with the same person, that I must find a new hair girl (or guy-- ooh, I always wanted a gay hair dresser, but that's a whole 'nother blog-day). I've considered hair extensions, but I'm a tight wad. Still... I might go that route. I have "hair trust" issues. I wont let someone color my hair until they've cut it. And to cut it I need a list of references (not really... well, almost). Let's just say it's easier to get a job with the CIA than to be my hairdresser.

I told Jef that getting color from a new hair-person is like sleeping with someone on the first date. Not just the smoochie-poo stuff either... we're talking kinky 1st date sex (grab the weed whacker!). Seeing as how I'm a lady (ok, yeah I'm laughing too) I must follow proper etiquette. Oh boy- I may as well go to Publix and grab some color. But now for the hard part- WHAT color? Deep chestnut (natural, just enhanced), a roaring red (slutty, yet refined and temper-matching), or blonde (duh- I dunno!).

Seems like it will be a day of decisions... To toss, or not to toss the flip-flops that flopped me; hairy-scary... I'm still wary; The great Shirt-Capade!

tankless water heaters


singletracey said...

Hi there! Im sorry your feeling icky all about. Sounds like it could be a bout of PPD. Here is a hug for you to feel better soon!

Berrymomnw said...

I recently went the route of a nice espresso brown, with a few highlights up front. I had it cut in a short bob style, but had her whack the heck out of the back and put in lots of layers since it is so thick back there. I can blow it out or let it go it's naturally unruly wavy way. I recently had to find a new hairdresser too.
not much fun. One tip. I always ask for the manager to do my hair. I have always hd the best luck that way. I guess the one with the most experience and brains makes a good manager.

S&C said...

Sorry you are feeling icky too :-( I hope today is a better day!

meg said...

I am sorry you aren't feeling well. Hang in there.... I am sure it will get better soon. We are thinking about you!

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