My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Quippy Quotes and More Pollen

Record pollen high today gang- over 6000! If you were wondering (I'm sure you've been hanging off the edge of your seat for this tidbit) high is considered 120. That put it into perspective? I'm going to take a photo of my driveway later and show you all (my loyal readers) how pollen-ish we are.

I guess I should have called this More Pollen and Quippy Quotes to be more orderly... Nahh, screw order! Haha!

I was flipping through an old journal (I should do this lots more often, what a hoot) and found a bunch of quotes. Most of them are originals from me. You will soon see that I have always been this odd- it's not a recent occurrence.

Quotes on life (These are all mine):

"There is a hole deep inside me that not even a belly-button ring can fill".

"There are some things in this life that people will warn you against and forbid you to do. Occasionally, they may be right, but usually you have to take the initiative and decide for yourself."

"I sure as HELL hope there is reincarnation. I seemed to have thoroughly fucked up this life. Can I get a do-over?" (Written after marrying my ex-husband).

"Brain Dander, (noun). Dead brain cells that have fallen to the floor causing an allergic reaction resulting in memory loss and stupidity."

And one from Shakespeare:

"It is a wise father who knows his own child."


And being in the nostalgic mood I'm in, I have decided to include a photo me me as a baby. I was about 7 months old in this picture. I wasn't long after I was adopted- I don't have any pics of me before that. I'm starting to see the resemblance between me and Ava a little. OK, a lot. Haha- Enjoy!


Berrymomnw said...

What a cutie you are. I just received some photos like that from my grandmother. My parents didn't bother keeping sentimental stuff like that. I was a really cute kid. I will have to post side by sides with pics of Kyle and Miranda. They actually look like me.

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