My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.



Guess who cancelled his biopsy until he gets a chance to ask questions. And mentioned it to me well after the fact. Guess who is beating her head against the wall. Sure, I got what I wanted and what WE had discussed. But why the drama? I'm not into drama- that's why I was on the yearbook staff for 5 years (we had 8th grade in the high school- thanks overcrowding).

Faith had her friend "Cortennay" over. Much like her name, she's just too much for me to take. It makes my head hurt to remember all her likes and dislikes. I finally told her to "eat the pizza or starve, it makes no difference to me!". The final straw was when she threw a ball at Ava and bounced it off her head. She was taken home 30 minutes later.

My internet at home is down- we dont know why. I am at my mother's house. Her air is set on 86 degrees. It's 84 outside. I'm going back home before I have a heat stroke!

Where are my bitch shoes??... I got more floors to scuff!

--The Milk Maid needs refrigeration before she curdles.


B and K said...

I hope you haven't curdled yet. And, for the record, I hate those kind of kids... B will scare them though. She doesn't suffer fools kindly, even when they are kids. Perhaps we could introduce she with the haughty name to B? k

meg said...

I wondered why you hadn't been online... now I know! What an interesting way to spell Courtney :) I hope it gets cooler and you get that internet fixed!!!!

Milk Maid said...

Yes- Let B rip her heart still beating from her chest! Haha! I would pay for front row tickets to that! Need to borrow the bitch shoes?

B and K said...

I'm not that mean (thanks a lot K)!! I've never "physically" harmed someone elses child..though i'm not responsible with their mental well being after they f**k with me. I make every childs parent sign a waver when they drop their children's pretty specific, I'm NOT responsible for their therapy, or ever...and if their child is an a hole, I will bring them home..immediately..and I don't care if it's 3 a.m.! : )

(no bitch shoes required...i have a thick coating of bitch's always with me!) I did like that line though in your rocked!


Anonymous said...

You are so funny! I hope we won't have many visitors like "Cortennay" when Doran gets older, but if we do, then I will take inspiration from you and send them packing!