My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


To Clarify

The condoms are for my 10 year class reunion. We're giving gag gifts and for the person with the most children we are awarding a very colorful variety of condoms! The winner of the most recently married award gets KY.

The opks... well, they were on clearance, still have a great expiration date, and well- You just never know when the overwhelming urge to pee on something will overtake you! And, yeah the "how about another baby" discussion has gone from if to when... at least during daylight hours. Ask me that question at 3am after Ava has been doing the boob-buffet for the past hour and you might get a totally different response!

Of course there are still a few things to work out before we are ready to get down to business and make a complete triplicate of yours truly (haha). Ava's not quite one, Jef has a checkup for his kidneys in early August, I am out of prenatals and am waiting for an appointment for that. Of course there are a few peeps out there who are doin' the IVF boogie that need to get preggo ahead of me. Yeah- like I said it's nothing imminent, just on the books for sometime before 2010.


Kelly said...

Whew! I think you had quite a few of us confused. I totally understand the OPK thing. I've thought about buying some myself, HPT's, too, but I haven't done anything yet. Good thing about working for a preg. testing =) Anyway, I'm glad you clarified!

Oh, and wish Jef a Happy Father's Day for me!

kittenroar5 said...

I was very much confused. What does the person who has been married the longest get?

Marcy "meg" said...

Thank goodness you clarified the condoms and OPK's! Now it all makes sense! Fun gifts at the reunion :) Maybe if mine would have been that fun I would have gone!

Supermom said...

Yeah, I too was wondering about the condoms thing. I thought maybe you were going to hand them out to at the door, reminding everyone to be "safe". You never know who you might hook up with at a reunion.

Michelle said...

YAY! Thanks for the clarification! LOL!!!