My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


6/26/07

Toooze-day

This is an example of what my family might order at the local coffee house:

Faith: Double Mocha Chocolate Chip Frappuchino with Extra Whipped Cream
Ava: Cafe Latte (with breast milk of course)
Jef: Irish Coffee minus the coffee, double the whiskey
Me: Quadruple Espresso with heavy foam and a side of zoloft

----------------
To catch everyone up, today is the memorial for Ronny. I still haven't written the eulogy- that's what I am warming up my brain for now. I wrote 2 paragraphs the other day, but I tossed it. Of all times for that perfectionist in me to rear her ugly head, why now?! I know everything I want to say, but the words just aren't going down on paper for me.

I've been thinking a lot about my own mortality lately. I've decided this: I want to be cremated and then have my kids go on wild adventures to sprinkle bits and pieces of ashes everywhere. I can imagine the will reading now:

"Faith, you are to go to Machu Picchu, find a pack llama named Flaca, lead the llama to the far west corner and sprinkle your mother's ashes as the wind blows at 2.6 mph...

"Ava, your penance for saying dada, hey, bye, and a few other words before saying mama is to take these ashes to the Pacific Northwest, find a Sasquatch, and...."

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

7 comments:

Michelle said...

You are so funny. Just wanted to stop in and say Hi since I been off the computer for a while.

B said...

Don't you think you're going a little light on Ava? Momma should always be their first word! : ( The MC said dada too..F'er!

Supermom said...

Send Ava up here, I'm sure I can find her a sasquatch!!!

Michell said...

very funny. Yeah, supermom could probably find sasquatch, she's supermom.

Marcy "meg" said...

You crack me up... nuff said.

kittenroar5 said...

Let the perfectionist go and I'm sure you'll be fine! And, I think they should have to board a pirate ship of some sort...

B said...

Just checking in to see how you guys are doing. Hope you got through the day at least semi okay.

B