Funny Dream

I just remembered a dream I had last night:

I get in my car to travel to Spokane, Washington, to redo some paperwork for a place we shall call "South East*". In the back seat of my car (Nissan Armada) is my dad who is hiding. I am already driving, and I was in quite a hurry so I told him to come out and he could ride along.

*Not the real name (duh).

We get to SE and I walk past a long line of people into their building to complete some special paperwork that could only be done in person. They had to make sure I was a real person, of course.

I am about to start completing these papers when my dad shows up beside me. He was all in my business, and this was a Top Secret Operation! I kept telling him to leave and I'd be right back. He grabbed the phone from behind Nice Male Employee's desk and starting calling a friend of his back in Georgia about baseball t-shirts. I am freaking out, thinking dad will figure out why I am there (as most of my blog readers already KNOW why I was there- hehe!).

Eventually, Nice Male Employee grabs his personal cell phone and dials dad's friend's number and shoves the phone at dad. Dad grabs the phone and starts talking away frantically about shirts. It is about that time I notice the cell phone he is using is a DILDO.

I woke up after that.