My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Funny Dream

I just remembered a dream I had last night:

I get in my car to travel to Spokane, Washington, to redo some paperwork for a place we shall call "South East*". In the back seat of my car (Nissan Armada) is my dad who is hiding. I am already driving, and I was in quite a hurry so I told him to come out and he could ride along.

*Not the real name (duh).

We get to SE and I walk past a long line of people into their building to complete some special paperwork that could only be done in person. They had to make sure I was a real person, of course.

I am about to start completing these papers when my dad shows up beside me. He was all in my business, and this was a Top Secret Operation! I kept telling him to leave and I'd be right back. He grabbed the phone from behind Nice Male Employee's desk and starting calling a friend of his back in Georgia about baseball t-shirts. I am freaking out, thinking dad will figure out why I am there (as most of my blog readers already KNOW why I was there- hehe!).

Eventually, Nice Male Employee grabs his personal cell phone and dials dad's friend's number and shoves the phone at dad. Dad grabs the phone and starts talking away frantically about shirts. It is about that time I notice the cell phone he is using is a DILDO.

I woke up after that.


B said...

girl, i think your issues have issues!! I don't even know where to start in interpreting this dream. 3 semsesters of psychology did NOT prepare me for YOU! btw, what color was the dildo? it could be important in the interpretation process. : )

Milk Maid said...

it was light and shiny brown :-S

singletracey said...

HAHAHAHAH!!! You crack my shit up girl..

Marcy "meg" said...

This is so freaking funny.. but so out there that I don't even know how to respond :) You made me laugh :)

Michell said...

That is funny. And you were coming to visit me right??????

Estella's Moms said...

Dildo phone? Too funny! What a great place for your dad to show up. :)