My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


10/12/07

I'm Gone!

We're gone gang!!!

I might blog while on the boat... I might not. Guess it depends on how drunk I get, so if you get a message that looks like this...

Hee y'allz. Itz meez. I luuuv yooou. I reallLLLLly LUUUUV yoous all verry veddry muches!

...Then accept my apologies in advance! I really will miss you guys...

----The Milk Maid says having dirty thoughts about Val Kilmer playing Jim Morrison is like having a threesome minus one person.

And he's NOT gross B!!!

7 comments:

Michell said...

Have a great trip. We will miss you.

twondra said...

We'll miss ya girl!! Have a blast!!!

Marcy "meg" said...

Miss you! I sooooooo hope we get a post from you like that :)

kittenroar5 said...

You're gone and I'm jealous!!! Have a great vacation!

Heidi Hyde said...

Hope you're having a terrific time! I look forward to hearing about it!

-HH

Michelle said...

Hope your having a grand ole time!

B said...

With Vals buck teeth and funky eyebrows....YIKES...smart straight girls would run. I'm just sayin.