My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Random Question....

So many of you, my dearest pals, claim to feel ovulation pains... and I'm just wondering- exactly what do these mystical pains feel like?

I was in the car, on the road to Mobile, when I felt a pinching, searing, poking, cramping in one generalized area (like under my right hip bone, maybe a smidgen lower) kind of pain. Was this too-long-in-the-car-itus? Or, considering it was 'bout that time for my lil ol eggie to spurt loose into the wild blue yonder... was it something more?

After the stress of traveling, the last thing on my mind was peeing on a stick. Unfortunately. But I had some of that lovely creamy mucousy stuff (which, in the sitcom Scrubs, the character Elliott called "icky sticky").

Of course I didn't remember ("remember"- ahem) to test the next day either for a positive OPK, so... perhaps this will forever remain a mystery.

Well, unless it happens next cycle.

--The Milk Maid says pee can tell you everything.

Anyone looking for Michigan Wolverines tickets?


Michelle said...

I absolutly loved your vacation pictures. Looks like you had such a blast!
And your descrition of your O pains, sounds just like what I have. I just had my O cramp on Saturday on my left side and feels very similar to what you described. Too bad we skipped month...darn. A waste of a good egg.

Marcy "meg" said...

If I was a bettin woman I would say for sure that is exactly what you were feeling!

Lora said...

Your pics are AWESOME!!!! Wow, what a great family vacation!!! Soooo jealous! :) Glad you had so much fun! And uh...yea, I think you were feeling the "big explosion" in your uterus!! Fun, isn't it?? :)

twondra said...

I would say it was O pain! And yes, pee can tell you everything. :) You never fail to make me laugh.

singletracey said...

OK.. I jsut totally caught up on the vacation stuff :-) Looks like SOOO much fun was had!! Me = Jealous!

Nonetheless, I am so glad you are back and SOOO glad you guys all had a good time!

Michell said...

I'd say that was probably ovulation too. Mine feels like that sometimes. This month it's more of a constant pressure. I seriously feel like my ovaries are huge.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Hmmm, I don't know about ovulation pain. I don't usually have that.