My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


12/20/07

7 Random Things Kathy Should Know About Me!

Because she couldn't resist learning even more about the Milk Maid, ole Kathy at Baby Bound tagged me for a 7 Fact Meme.

Because I have run out of every.random.fact.ever about me, I will change things up a dab. With a real random fact or two about me, I will include a slightly exaggerated, mostly made up tidbit. Maybe you can guess what is real and what is not so factual (I'm adding fractions to help you!):

1) I met The Cowboy in a barn. He fell off a log the first time he saw me. I shoved his head into a pile of manure. (2/3 true)
2) I love music- I love music so much that when I was a child I wore out 3 F*scher Price record players listening to Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys. I have a child named Elvira. (2/3 true)
3) Ava's name was almost Avalon. A band of rogue Martians made me change my mind about that at the last minute. (1/2 true)
4) If Faith had been a boy her name would have been Joseph Dean and I would have called her JD. (100% fact)
5) My mom has a bald spot that is surrounded by grey hair. She calls it her "halo". I call it that too. (2/3 true)
6) I love tall, slightly balding, slightly hairy men who are just as goofy as I am. (100% true)
7) I got kissed at the Christmas party by a drunk man. (1/2 true)

8 comments:

B said...

Your meme was a lot more fun than mine. We even got a chance to do math with yours!!!

Milk Maid said...

I'm all about the education with my meme!

Marcy "meg" said...

You are funny, always!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Very clever use of the meme! I don't even like math, but THIS was great!

kittenroar5 said...

You make me laugh. The halo thing.. well, that's just not okay. :)

Kathy said...

So glad I can finally say I know someone that gets advice from martians. Its been a life long dream of mine....

twondra said...

You're so funny...always good for a laugh. :)

Amy Barry said...

I like the name Avalon. What made you change your mind? It's unique, cute, but not too out there or unusual, and you could still have done Ava as a nickname...