My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


2/15/08

Letter From The Editor, #2

Hello to all my dear blog-fans! From far and wide you have come to worship the Milk Maid with your presence. Ok, perhaps that is a little over the top, but bear with me...

It has come to my attention that one of you out there- and I'm not naming names here- might be related to me.

*GASP*

Oh lordy be, you found me. Tisk tisk.

See, here's the thing: I don't care if you found me. If I did care who was reading this (other than my parents, but that's a completely different ball of wax) then it would be password protected or private and I would have given everyone jazzy names... like say Jef would have been Fabio and Faith could be Manda Lynn, and Ava would be Zork. Zeus, of course, would still be Zeus.

Back to the point at hand... If you are who I think you are (ahem, person from N. Wilkesboro) then HEY!!! I bet you didn't think I'd notice huh? Give a cuz some love- I'm much wiser than I appear. I don't care if you come by every now and again to bask in my brilliance, just keep it discreet- cool? And wear those shades, 'cause it's hella-bright around here!

If you aren't who I think you are, and you are just a friendly passer-by on the blog road, then HEY!!! to you too! You can delurk right here and now and save a relative of mine some snarky looks in the future.

Hey- everyone delurk-- it'll be fun! C'mon, please-- for me? Everybody's doing it (and I know you are there anyway!).

--The Milk Maid says much lurve to my brain trust, yo!
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24 comments:

B said...

We don't like strangers round these here parts! : ) YES we do!! We're all strange!

B said...

P.S. Loved the phone call from Ava this morning..she was just a' laughing!!

The Milk Maid said...

My kid and prank calls, huh? What a nut!

Us- strange? Noo- really?

:::drip drip dripping of sarcasm:::

Deena said...

I'm feeling the lurve! And I see our little friend hasn't shown her face yet...I'll check back later.

HUGS!

The Milk Maid said...

9:30 pm seems to be her hot time D~ :P

themotherhen said...

delurking from Seattle by way of Orlando. Kids are having a great time and I've found some nice benches to wait on. Can you hear the snark there????

The Milk Maid said...

Snark- loud and clear Mother Hen! 10-4

Marcy "meg" said...

Delurk people!!!!!

BTW= HI MOTHER HEN!!!! Waiting for your post with pictures :)

Deena said...

K, 9:30 it is! I can't wait!!!!!

The Milk Maid said...

Now whoever the poor soul from NC really is will be afraid to come back... she (or he, but prob she) thinks we will e-jumb her at 9. Hehehe!

B said...

I'm bringing my brass knuckles..or is that my brass monkey?

The Milk Maid said...

SHE (he) was just here--- delurk you!

onemorebaby2 said...

Oh good grief! After seeing the post on nw I was afraid it was ME that was causing you alarm! I know I am bad about ever posting! Well, I 'm not from NC and I don't think I am related to you (although our shared sense of humor has made me wonder from time to time...) Good luck on your quest to find out the mystery! I will try to comment a little more often anyway!
Hugs,
ag

Michelle said...

that was just too funny!

teakettle3 said...

Delurking for the milk maid from Louisiana!!

Anonymous said...

I am confused about what is going on in your "blog-world" but I just saw the Gordon Ramsey thing. We are gay and we think he is sexy! Simon Cowell too!! We are suckers for assholes with accents!

2chicksandanegg

The Big Green Weenie said...

Here...this is better. Correct password helping the situation!

2chicksandanegg (S and T)
from Ohio(just a few miles short of Hell)

twondra said...

Very well put. I hope she gets the point. :)

Michell said...

Ok, so I'm confused what's going on here. What is going on here?? And I couldn't even figure out what the sexy milk maid thing was for the last post. I'm a bit slow lately I think.

Deena said...

So said person didn't de-lurk? Well, we really are a friendly bunch...I promise!!! Brass Monkey and all!

Sam said...

Somehow I think you are not talking about me, as we are in NO way related but hey, delurking for the heck of it - get this! All the way from Johannesburg South Africa (yes us who Nelson Mandela belongs to *wink*)

singletracey said...

Holla from Cali! WOOT WOOT.. What up mi chicka!

Becky said...

Oh, yeah, no, I don't think we're REALLY related (unless it's waaaayyy back there), so have no fears. It ain't me, babe.

But I am waving hello!

babybound said...

I lurk. I'm lurking. I'm a lurker.

O but I also comment, read, email, chat, all that other stuff. I believe you know who I am by now.

Lurker...let it out. We're all friends here. Tell us all you're story. Common...BabyBound is listening