My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Try Clean Only?

As I was sacking up Jef's weekly dry cleaning (and as Ava was unbagging it as fast as she possibly could) I wondered to myself...

If I put her in the bag with the dry cleaning will the nice couple who own the cleaners notice? I mean, she really needs a bath, so wouldn't this serve the purpose of tidying her up and freeing up my afternoon for a little study time- maybe even a pedicure?

I can see her now, neatly folded on the heavy duty hanger, spinning around the racks. Her face all shiney and clean, the stubborn odors removed, and perhaps an added sparkle in her eye.

Don't worry, I'll tell them to leave the logo-emblazned plastic coating off.

--The Milk Maid says wakka wakka.


B said...

I think Mommy needs a nap!

singletracey said...

A bath sounds like a good idea.. I didnt manage one this morning. I pulled on some sweats and came to work.. luckily everyone is out on appts today.. heehee

Michell said...

Ok, giggling over the image of Ava on a hanger.

Marcy "meg" said...

Yes, this did make me giggle a bit!

Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

Would you have them add starch or no?

Anonymous said...

As long as they leave the plastic off I think you're good. But what do I know. I don't keep children past 10 weeks.