My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


A&P Really Means Annoying and Pissy

I have had my head in a text book for the vast majority of the past 4 hours reading and studying and doing practice exercises and homework for A&P. If anyone comes up to me on the street today and asks me a question about amino acids or ionic and covalent bonds I will answer them, then punch them dead in the face.
I have 3 tests this week- 2 in A&P and 1 in Intro to Venipuncture (or as classmate C calls it "Venus Puncture"). The Intro to V test should be pretty simple and ask basic questions about things like HIPPA and needle sticks. The teacher (who I swear missed her calling to be a comedian) said the answers are pretty much going to be "don't say anything about anyone" and "don't get poked with a needle (you dummy!)".
I made a doctor's appointment today for my needed immunizations. I have to get a "mini-physical" since our insurance recently changed our PCP. I am SO looking forward to my grand and glorious mini-physical- I could just vomit right now I am SO thrilled. If you have been around the Milk-Induced Coma for more than a couple days, then you know how much I love doctors. Love, love, love- oh I am SO full of love (If I keep this snark up much longer I might be forced to use the best wrinkle cream ever to hide the furrows in my brow).
:::Maniacal look appears in Milk Maid's eyes. She grabs a pencil and threatens to stab herself in the jugular for effect:::
--The Milk Maid would never jab herself with a pencil... not on purpose anyway.


Becky said...

Lemmie know if you need any help with A and P. I both tutored and TA'd the class when I was in nursing school.

B said...

Who does that? You tutored and TA'd WHILE YOU WERE TAKING THAT FREAKING CLASS? Becky is clearly a skanky whore. Stupid smart person. : (

Give me some of that wrinkle creak Milk Maid. Step away from the dang pencil. You aint right!

Michell said...

Oh, I don't miss school. Yet I keep telling myself I need to go back. A&P is a really rough class though. Hope it all keeps going well.

jennifer said...

what?? you don't like doctors??!!

Have fun at your physical!

Marcy "meg" said...

Good luck at the physical and on those tests!!!

Anonymous said...

It sounds like someone needs a cookie. I'm late so I hope the tests went well.

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