My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Plunking Along **UPDATED**

I made it out of A&P alive- with a C average. I could really care less at this point because 1) everyone bombed on the last test (class average was a 51, I made a 61) and 2) I'm done I'm done I never have to do it again (I hope) I'm DONE!

Considering we did not have a "final exam" per say in A&P the teacher readjusted our weekly test grades to reflect that fact... and I ended up with an 83 average in A&P!!!! Can you say "hell fuckin' yeah?!" (:::the milk maid grabs her chest, does a Mick Jaggeresque strut around the dining room table while she screams HoooHaaaa Bite My Snausage!:::)

My clinical site is confirmed for Super Large Clinic Site. I start that adventure on July 7th.

We had a nice Father's Day- I cooked Jef and dad a super huge standing rib roast with mashed potatoes and corn on the cob. We ate until we collapsed and had to be wheel-barrowed across the yard and dumped onto the couch. Jef's real Father's day gift is supposed to show up today... I'm sure he'll showcase his gift from Ava and Faith in a future episode of MIC (that's Milk-Induced Coma, FYI).

Anyone read any good diet pill reviews as of late?

I would like- no I would LOVE- to start doing a little "beverage du jour" post once a week or so. Gather up your suggestions (and I know you have them!) for wine, mixed drinks, beer or ale, shooters, or any other adult beverage -- or even adult beverage substitute!!-- for yours truly to try and review. I am holding a nice little gift (a REAL gift for a real giveaway) for the Best Drink of the Month Contest. You have until the end of this month to submit ideas, every one's name will go into a hat, and the winner will get the PrIzE! Fo reals yo!

--The Milk Maid says many will enter, few will win- No purchase necessary!!


B said...

Congrats on that B!!! WOO HOO!!! That is fantabulous news.

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Marcy "meg" said...

Congrats!!!!! Fantastic news...

I will be starting to think about any drink ideas that I have :)

Michell said...

Good for you on that fantastic grade in A&P and for being done. Isn't that a great feeling.

Heather said...

Let me know when this starts! I have a great beer that I just tried!!

The Mother Hen said...

Still my best drink ever was a cranberry margarita on the rocks. YUM!

twondra said...

Way to go on the A&P! You rock! Glad you had a good Father's day!

Deena said...

How about a gimlet?

Congrats on the good grade. You were a very good student this year. As a reward, you will clean out all the bedpans at very large clinic. (JK)
Good to see you bloggering again!

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

Hoo haa grab my snausage?

Girl, congrats on the B and being DONE with A&P...until A&P 2! Ha Ha Ha!!

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

PS. My new fave drink is oj, cherry juice, squeeze o lime and lots of tequila!

Anonymous said...

OMG I have a drink idea. but I have to find out how its made first. You will LOVE IT.