My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


10/27/08

Monday Brain Drain...

Why do nipples get all perky in cold weather? Why not hot weather or normal weather or only during thunderstorms? Party cloudy with a chance of headlights.

Is my eldest the spawn of Satan? Would that make my ex-husband Satan? But I know plenty of people who could claim their ex as the Devil Himself. Is there more than one Devil? Is that why there are so many names for the Devil- i.e. Satan, Beelzebub, Dark Prince, etc? Or do we just live in a world of synonyms? What is a synonym for synonym?

How do I convince Ava that my arm freckles are not boo-boos? And if Ava continues to poke my freckles while calling them boo-boos will I eventually get boo-boos for her to point at and yell boo-boo?

Is it strange that as I walk around during the day at Super Large Clinic Site I always chuckle the following to myself (or occasionally out loud if my pals are near) when I see one of the OB/Gyn docs: "That person has seen my vagina!". Once I even got to exclaim, "That person has seen a HUMAN HEAD fit through my vajingo!".

--The Milk Maid has lots to ponder...

10 comments:

B said...

Milk Maid needs more sleep methinks!!

AJ's mommy said...

you always make me chuckle.

twondra said...

Love the laughs! Mark and I were just talking about the nipple thing last night and how cold weather affects them so much. :)

Aunt Becky said...

Let's have a drink, MM.

Tracey said...

Hmmmm... much to ponder!

Michelle said...

lol, your so creative!

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

you slay me. :)

Malia'sMama said...

LMAO! I had lost your link- glad I found it. Um, I think! :)

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