My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Random Lyrics

The song in my head today was Belinda Carlisle's I Touch Myself.

Well, that was the song in my head. The lyrics seemed to change once I got home and started coughing (like I've been doing on and off- mostly on- for a couple weeks now). It was more like:

When I cough around you I pee myself...
Oh sure, there was a lyric in there somewhere about running out of clean shorts, and being in need of Depends, and what the fark did my children do to my blader?... but I've given you enough of a mental picture for today, right?
--The Milk Maid says pee is always good blog fodder.


Marcy "meg" said...

Oh dear... I need to hear more about this bladder thing. Is there something I should know about having kids and my bladder? :) I do know that Austin used mine as a pillow per my OB.

B said...

HA HA HAHA!!! Why do you think I always squeeze my legs shut so tight when you make me laugh? : ) Glad I'm not the only incontinent one in the bunch.

I think The Divinyls sang that song..didn't they?

twondra said...

LOL! I'm peeing my pants here. :)

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