My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Built To Last

Most friendships I've held throughout the years have ended nearly as suddenly as they began. Let's face it, I'm a hard sell for a lifetime commitment. Just ask my ex-phleb class buddy CindyLooHoo, or my ex-BFF from age 6 months through high school, or heck ask my ex-husband (you know, if you can find him).

Luckily, maybe once or twice in a life time, I've found a friend that I know will always be there for me. My number one position is held, of course, by my Big J.

And number two, you ask... C'mon. We all know it's my Pal B.

So, you ponder, just how does a long tall Southern gal and all her witchy ways manage to snag a wallet-toting Mid-West butch gal for her BFF?

The answer to that question is much simpler than it may appear...

We're both fucking warped as hell!

And besides that, well- you could say we've both been burned before (once bitten, twice shy- served as your daily mixed metaphor appetizer) in friendship and in love, we share the same interest in music and in art, and we have a lot of goodness in our tender little hearts- although we'd rather not show that side. We're suckers for the cause. We want to believe that a true friendship can be held intact, and that what we want in life isn't transient.

I think most importantly we understand each other. Through good or bad we know when to press our limits, there are unspoken boundaries we didn't even know we set, and the non-verbal cues (which um, heLLo we speak on the phone 98% of the time so , like that's important!) we share are better than most old married couples.

And when my pal B says something about the side effect of a random medicine being "diarrhea and incompetence"... well, I know for sure, after picking myself up out of the floor and making myself stop laughing, that we must truly share a brain.

Or half at least half a brain.

--The Milk Maid says at least it wasn't incontinence!

system memory is fantasic!


Heidi said...

You are both awesome peeps!!!

(see you in Florida?)

AJ's mommy said...

So cute :) Hey, are you going to Florida? I am heading there next week for work!

Aunt Becky said...

Bwahahahaha! Hilarious post, my friend.

B said...

I love you Milk Maid! I see us taking vacations together when we're old and wrinkled, staying up late to gossip (bed time will be 7 by then, so anything after that is late), and still getting our drink on (as long as it doesn't interfere with our prescription medications for arthritis). I'm lucky to have found least I think so most of the time! : )

The Milk Maid said...

B- you know they wont let us out of the old fucker farm past 7 !

Malia'sMama said...

Aaaaw! :) You guys are too cute! (or would you rather I say warped? )

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