My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Project: Project

I think we all know from the crazy babble that this Milk Maid spills out on a regular basis that when it comes to me the saying that goes "Idle hands do the Devil's work" is 100% factual in my life.

Before I had a blog I had a chat room to occupy my time.

Before I had school to occupy my days I had a big case of The Crazy.

After the schooling was over I went to clinicals which kept me very well occupied.

Now with the J-O-B thing being like second nature to me I find myself having more time to think. And not "think" in the sense of the good sort of thoughts. My mind zooms around creating demons to fight and dragons to slay and other imaginary beings to conquer.

So, instead of becoming that ever-so-large Mountain Of Insanity that spews molten crazy all over the place I am entrusting you, my dearest readers, in helping me find something to occupy myself.

I am leaning towards writing finishing a book. Of course this book would be styled like my blog- minus the parts where I go in over my head right towards the deep end of loo-loo-ville. Some of you will remember how I used to write funny and witty stuff all the time. Once upon a time. Somewhere before school and kidneys and everything else got in the way.

If I were to write finish a book, what would you look for within the pages?

--The Milk Maid says she gets all clammy just thinking of having to finish a project like this.


B said...

I would like to find stories about your best friend the super shero..(umm, moi). But seriously, if you just sat down and wrote about some of the goofy stuff you come up with sometimes, you'd have people laughing for days. Serious? You COULD do serious..but life has the serious already..ya know?

AJ's mommy said...

I would look for laughter... cause you always make me laugh! You are an excellent writer and I am sure anything you decide to put in the pages will be good!

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