Bad blogger, no biscuit!!

Ok, I am a bad, bad girl. I have not blogged in half a month... Do let me catch you up:

The 928 (Jef's car) is still here... no takers yet. That's ok- He loves that dumb car and I know he doesnt want to part with his "paperweight".

I've been working on a loan (I'm a mortgage originator, shhhh! Dont tell!) for a month now. It isnt that hard of a deal, but I have to go thru so many people to get crap done. The buyer (my loan-chick) has to call the seller's neighbor who calls the seller who calls her husband... and they are both in Florida. Then it all has to trickle back thru that mess to me. It's kind of become like the teenage party game "rumor" where 20 silly girls in pajamas sit in a circle, one whispers a short story, and they see what's changed by the time it gets back around the group. Needless to say, it's a hunk of garbeldy-goop (that is a mortgage term, promise). Then there is my broker- she's getting divorced, and is not much help. My processor is working for 3 different companies. I just keep wondering WHY I am doing this again. Then I remember: It's all about the Benjamins!!!

We're expecting another ice storm tomorrow. Weird, I'm only writing when there's a chance of frozen precip here lately! This time, it might be for real. It looks ookie on the weather maps, and all the Weather Channel folks have their panties in a wad about it-- so we shall see how it all goes.

And by the way, what the heck happened to all the pretty weather women? They used to all be young, then they were all preggo, and now they are all old and hideous. And NO it's not cause they had kids... they got all new women and they are just hags. Come on people-- it's not for my sake!! My Jeffie gets all hot and bothered for the weather women- or used to. I'm never gonna get any nookie at this rate. I'm going to have to let him start watching Sandra Lee on Semi-Homemade again (Food Network). He swears he didnt know she cooked on that show "like forever". More like til I pointed it out. The only things in that show that are "semi-homemade" are her massive boobs... think "25% homemade/75% implant". Oh well, at least she's non-stick with all that silicone.

Trust me, I'm not knocking the store bought blouse-bunnies here (that sounded mildly obscene, hehe!), I'm just biding my time til I can have some too. Maybe I will get my own cooking show after that... hummmm!!!!

Have fun gang!!!~~~