My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Cough, Cough, Coffee

Jef is such a wonderful and sharing soul... he even shares his colds with me! Oh joy- like I freakin have time to be sick here people.

I am coughing like a tuberculous ridden cat with a hairball. I have no energy either, but other than that!... I'm fabulous darling.

A plus side of being sick is that I now have that raspy phone sex operator voice going for me. If only I had a 1(900) number...

"Hiiii and welcome to 1(900)talk-nasty. I am taking of all my clothes and I'm going to ((COUGH)).... I'm going to.... ((HACK))... I'm going to lie down and dream of you until I feel better.

---Milk Maid says what's a nap?


Supermom said...

AHHH crap you too. Why do they feel the need to share their cooties with us!!! Sore throat, runny nose, sinus headache here. trying to work through it. Ethan had his 4 mo shots Friday and he is grumpy today. On and off the boob, just lightly snacking all day, hard to get anything done. He just fell asleep and I think I am heading there now.

B and K said...

Sorry girls! I hope you both feel better soon!

B and K said...

I hope you guys feel better soon, but at least you haven't lost your sense of humor! k

singletracey said...

BLAH... I hope you can get SOME rest so you can get better soon.