My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Who Knew?

I am nerdier than 81% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!

You know how it is... you link from a blog to a blog of a friend, and suddenly you are informed you are a total nerd! Jef took the test. Jef was a 2!

So just because I know what the C in E=MC2 stands for, I can recognise Issac Newton, I know my periodic table of elements, I prefer a scientific calculator, and I'm very observant at odd features on people (take the test, you will see- or will you?!) then I am a nerd?

Well, if the shoe fits I guess!

In other news... Jef is working today, so once again I'm home alone all day, bored out of my mind. Well, by alone I mean with Ava and the cat. By bored I mean doing 10 million mommy things. I might go to our new Wal-Mart to break the monotony. It's so big, they are handing maps out at the door of the place. Sweet!

And now a conversational excerpt from poolside on Thursday:

Faith: Mama, there is a dead beetle in the hot tub.
Me: Is it John or George?
Faith: (blank stare)

Faith and I also made up a great new song the other day after going to get produce in the rain. It should be sung with undertones of the Moany Blues (her part is in parenthesis). We call it "Wet Dog":

Wet dog! (Wooowooo) Get outta tha road! (whoohooo) Wet dog (whooowooo) Go Home (whoohoo) Wet dog get outta tha road and go home (whooohooooooooo, yeaaah!)

There was also Wet Bird and Wet Dead Skunk lyrics, but you can imagine how that went. The only part that changes in Wet Dead Skunk is that he can't go home, because he's dead. Faith brought that to my attention immediately. Smart cookie there!


Supermom said...

I scored a 50. I think that most of that 50 is my hubby rubbing off on me. I only knew some of those things because I learned them from him. So I bet he would score as high as you if not higher.

Kelly said...

I'm lightly nerdy like supermom with a score of 51. I find this interesting considering I was a braniac in high school (#1 in my class and everything!), but maybe the nerdiness has worn off. Can it be that I've gotten cooler? =)

Supermom said...

Update: Hubby scored an 81 too. Wow you are way smarter than me!!!