My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

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5/18/07

That Damn Cat

Doesn't the title just say it all? I could leave the whole blog just a title and everyone who has ever been NEAR a cat would be nodding silently going, "Oh yeah, I know".

That damn cat (Chip) decided to run outside last nite. Chip is declawed and neutered, so he truly has no business anywhere except inside, on the couch asleep. But the little jackleg saw a BIRD, and whooosh! Gone.

Now this is not the first time he's done this. If he sees an open door he is out like jacksprat. He usually just makes it to the grass where he is like, "This is icky" and stops. One night he even hid from me until about 2am. He started singing the I Am A Stupid Cat, Let Me In song and I obliged.

However, no such music was to serenade me last nite. Nor did I find him this morning. My neighbor thought I was talking to him (why would I speak to you freak?) when I was calling "Kitty, Kitty"!

Twas not until 3:00 this afternoon that I found the little rascal quivering behind our deck chairs, looking desperate to go inside. I shooed him in, and the first thing the ding-dong does is run for the litter box. I swear I heard him say Ahhh!

Of course I begin to get mouthy with him- "You have the whole yard- THE WHOLE YARD- and you come inside and dook!? And then not cover it up?! Grrrrr!"

Man I love that cat.

3 comments:

B and K said...

:::nodding head:::::

I think our cats are brothers. K keeps threatening to send Flashy Meow to the "glue farm" but he doesn't believe her.

B

B and K said...

He should believe me because I can't stand that cat. He's clawing my furniture as we speak. Your cat sounds better. Wanna trade?

meg said...

I am so glad you found your cat! Kris's mom is staying with us and has her two cats with her and boy I am not used to cats! They are very cute and sweet, but Kooper (white dog) does NOT like them!!!