Because everyone out there in blog-land needs a good laugh today, I present to you the new slide for "well behaved children":
Whiny Child: But I don't want to do my homework mom!
Smart Mother: Fine- Go outside and ride your new slide.
This would also make a nice treat for ex-husbands, don't you think? Be sure to have them ride in the buff.
And a big thanks to our 2nd sponsor of the day: muscle milk.
--The Milk Maid says that's grate!
8/22/07
Cool New Slide
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9 comments:
Where was this slide when the MC's dad and I were going through our nasty divorce? That would have been GRATE!
perky and snarky, indeed! Listen, since you dreamed about Meg and then gave her kidney stones, you think you could dream us also to have BFPs??
Ra- I will need a 12 pack of beer to have baby dreams... And probably some fried chicken too.
Vodka makes for some interesting dreams on conception-- We wont go there!
Look at you wheedling booze out of folks!! Hmm, if your dreams fortell the future though...ahh, do you have a brand preference? We'll ship directly to you.
Corona, XX, or Mich Light... Nothing in a can. Salt and lime on the side will ensure I dream you have a cute kid :D
LOL! That is great!
you are bad, bad, bad.
How great, I mean grate! You and B have both managed to make me chuckle...thank you!!
salt, lime, beer, and fried chicken from Popeye's...coming right up!
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