My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


8/23/07

The Bra Poem

Bras are pretty,
Bras are nice,
They hold your boobs
Like a vice.

Lacey, frilly,
Expensive too.
Leave the house without one
And people yell at you.

Poke your tatas in
From AA to GGG.
You know those open tip bras
Make your lover yell WEEEE!

From dawn til dusk,
For work or for play,
Wear them you must
Until the end of the day!

27 comments:

B said...

My new bra from the large and lovly store is VERY nice.

Deena said...

Nice poem.
Did you write it?
Have you written a poem about jock straps?

B said...

HA! Deena, you're a nut!

Milk Maid said...

Yes, it's an original poem :P

If I'd had experience with a jock strap I'm sure I'd have a little ditty for it too. Fortunately, I have no weener!!!

Michell said...

I like the poem. Very cute. I saw an ad for a tank top that made me think of you the other day. It was for breast cancer awareness but it made me think of you and Ava and her new teeth. It said save the ta ta's.

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