My aunt saved my life today. Ok, not really my life- but what a catchy first sentence huh? She actually just fed me really well (deviled egg sandwich) and baked a chocolate pie just for ME... and happened to have some kickass antibiotics that she wasn't using. I don't normally borrow meds from people, but the crap my doc called in (all 3 days worth) was as useful as a bicycling fish. I have been in constant pain and bladder-spasm all weekend. I took one borrowed pill this morning, and I am almost symptom free. Hurrah!
Now that we're all current on the strategic maneuvers of my plumbing, let's talk about skinny people who have liposuction. I was watching Dr. 90210 and this SIZE ZERO beeyotch was having lipo. Because she was "SoooOOOoo fat". I wanted to write her a letter and inform her that a manners class would have been a better investment, long with a grammar lesson. Then I wanted to smack the crap out of beeyotch and yell, "Eat some solid food you whore!".
But I digress!
--The Milk Maid is not lactivist intolerant
8/13/07
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Hmmm...feeling a bit angry? : ) So am I : ) This is my usual candy snack time..and I'm jonesing to hit the gift shop (vending machine downstairs) for a snickers bar. I'm glad your aunt had some good drugs for you, and that you're feeling better.
Hey there, I can't stand to watch that show! Those people are FREAKS! Glad you were well fed. that all sounds really good. What is the difference between an egg salad sandwich and a deviled egg sandwich? Or is it just the name?
Egg salad sandwich sounds really good! Crap, i'm hungry!
Deviled egg sammies are made pretty much like deviled eggs- mayo, mustard, salt, pepper. I guess that's egg salad, but just always called it deviled egg. My grandmother used to make them for me when I was a kid, so nostalgic food is a very good thing for the soul!
I add all that plus a little garlic powder. yummy. now I want to go make some.
let's hunt her down and force feed her dollar store ho hos. or something equally mean.
and can i come eat at your house?
It must be the day for comfort food because guess what I had tonight! That's right, barbecue chicken, mashed potatoes, and corn! It has just been that kind of weekend, week, and even month.
I'm not usually a hostile person, either, but skinny people who complain about being fat truly make me want to punch them. Truly.
The deviled egg sandwich sounds good. I was at the grocery store and say a tray of deviled eggs and that made me crave them, then you start posting about deviled egg sandwiches.
Now for the nurse in me. Borrowing antibiotics is not a great thing although I do understand your motivation, being in pain sucks and you do need to kick the infection. I am confused as to why your doctor who prescribed antibiotics for a UTI only gave you 3 days worth (7-10 sounds normal) as if you don't take the right antibiotic long enough it just makes stronger bacteria. If you don't get relief in a few days I would say go see a doc again, they may need to do a culture/sensitivity to see what antibiotic the bacteria is susceptible to. Good luck and feel better.
Michell:
Awwww Mom, everyone's doing it.
ok B, even I have shared meds (ask Meg) but the antibiotics part scares me. It's that whole microbiology stuff we have to learn.
The 3 days part confuses me too for the meds Michell-- I usually get a weeks worth for the once in a blue moon uti I get... but my doc is a dork apparantly. If I'd not taken this kind/strength I'd have prob passed on them. If I'm not much improved by tomorrow morn I'm going somewhere and someone is going to fix my itchy bladder!!
Yeah- if you look at the time stamp on this it's 1am, the burning is back, and I can't freakin sleep. Arrgh!
I'm sorry you can't sleep Aradia. That always sucks and it's even worse when you can't sleep because of being uncomfortable. I hope it goes away. The only antibiotic I can think of that is a short term antibiotic I think is a 5 day pack and it's usually used for upper respiratory stuff I think. Whatever you get or take, I hope it works soon.
shhhhh, milkmaid is sleeping. i hear she was up all night.
shhhhh, milkmaid is sleeping. i hear she was up all night.
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