My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.



Faith was gone, Jef and I were enjoying a fresh bottle of cheep bubbly, Ava was asleep and all was well until...


...My cell phone rang. Faith wanted to come home from the party. She was "too far away from home" and "missed her mommy". Which is sweet and all, but dang kid it's 9pm and I'm hoping to get drunk (the only no bf-ing perk I can think of) and get romantic! Sigh- I load up and go get little snicklefritz.

So, after that I couldn't sleep and (of course) I got on the computer to look for some different stuff that had been on my mind. I don't know if I mentioned it or not, but dad and I have bought a small airbrush tattoo operation and we have a booth set up at the flea market. It's been pretty successful so far (we've only been open two weeks, but it pays out enough for the rent and the help with a little left over!). Plus I have some side-gigs lined up at a chili cook off and car show and maybe even some grand openings. Money be money, I say! Anyways- there are a lot of things we still need- compressor splitter hoses, chairs, work tables, etc- and so I spent 2 hours looking for office supplies. After finding a lot I don't really need but loved (ergonomic foot rest) I gave that up and went to bed and had this dream:

My cell phone rings. I answer and it's Marcy! I say hello and she immediately starts to excitedly tell me:
M: I'm selling my horse!
A: (Confused) I didn't know you had a horse.
M: Yes, well it's really a small horse and Kris wont let me keep it because of the mess it made in the living room.
A: I see! What kind of horse is it?
M: A Hackney.
A: I used to have one of those. How much do you want for the horse?
M: $30. And I'll ship it to you!

--The Milk Maid remembers why she doesn't drink a lot of bubbly!


B said...

Yeah, lay off the sauce sister!

: )

But a $30 horse isn't a bad deal..with shipping and EVERYTHING! : )

Michelle said...

LOL!!!!! That is so funny. Cant wait till Marcy reads this..hehehe!

Marcy "meg" said...

Oh my this is hilarious!!!! I am so glad you are dreaming about me... I mean I feel honored!!! :) :) I just took a break (we are redoing our floors!!) and this made me smile for sure! And yes if I had a horse in the house, Kris would make me get rid of it!!! :)

Michell said...

That is a funny dream. Much better than my dreams. Many of my dreams (for reasons I'm not clear about) tend to be very bloody. Oh and then there was the one about having sex with an octopus.

Anonymous said...

What a funny dream! And what a cool side-job operation you have going. You are my hero(ine), milk maid. You are truly a Jane of all trades =)

kittenroar5 said...

Sex with an octopus, Michell?

Aradia, I think you should drink more and have more dreams for our amusemeant. I'll buy the first round.