Things Moms Might Say

You might be a mother if you've ever uttered the following phrases:

1. No no no no no no no no noooo! Whatever it is, don't throw it in the toilet.
2. Give me back my bra!
3. That's not a Q-tip!
4. I didn't know that cats ate plastic.
5. Wave, wave at grandpa. Wave... wave now! Wave!
6. Don't wave at the scary person! Stop waving at them right now!
7. Don't eat that _____! (Pick from the following: Tape, pen cap, cat hair, rotten fruit, rope, metal shaving, paper cup, bath towel, telephone battery, etc.)

--The Milk Maid says no no no a lot.

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