My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Wording It- aka Sunday Sillies

If you are given a complement on a skill you have mastered you normally just say "thank you", or perhaps "I have put a lot of practice into that" or even "I took a course and got a certificate for this (and was voted most popular in my class)".

However, only one response is appropriate when the comment is from your husband and the skill is something you do in the privacy of your bedroom.

Jef says "If what you do was Kung Fu, you'd be the Zen Master (er- Mistress?). Or Pai Mei from the Kill Bill II movie". While I have this magic spell cast over my dear sweets, I'm definitely taking advantage of all the amore in the air. It's amazing- I haven't even had to drag out the "Sure Fire Way To Get Laid Gown" all weekend. I haven't had to tie him down either. Not yet anyway!

We've had a lot of adventure this weekend, and amazingly we did get dressed long enough for him to take me to dinner Friday night, do some rambling Saturday, and a little shopping for Ava (and me) for the cruise today. We also watched the Solitary 2.0 Marathon last night. I'm not a huge reality TV fan, or a huge TV fan in general, but my tail was glued to the TV for hours yesterday watching that show. Locked in a tiny room and having to complete crazy, insane tasks and eat weird stuff all while being sleep deprived... sign me up, I'm your huckleberry for that one!

We (meaning Jef) are watching motorcycle racing now. Men wearing leather going around in circles... You usually have to go to Buckhead or Little Five Points for that kind of action.

Last but not least, I'm trying to track my ovulation again. Only, I don't seem to be ovulating. I don't know what is throwing my cycle off (it's been off for the past 3 months). I should be ovulating now, but instead I am having almost period-like cramps and the LH surge is nonexistent. Is my breastfeeding still throwing me off? Stress? Are the 4 different kinds of OPKs I'm using all in cahoots together and just messing with me? Who knows....

--The Milk Maid says heads up!


Michell said...

Wow, that must be a pretty good skill. But the tying down part might be fun too. I don't know what to think about the lack of ovulation. It could be the breast feeding.

Marcy "meg" said...

Woah... sounds like you guys have had a very nice weekend! Keep up the good work :) As far as the ovulation thing... hmmm.... like Michell said maybe breastfeeding?

kittenroar5 said...

I don't know about the ovulation stuff either... I'm certainly no expert but I'd guess the breastfeeding too.

I'm glad the conjugal couch treated you more than kindly this weekend!

B said...

Be sure to untie him before he needs to go to work tomorrow morning.

Deena said...

sounds like your weekend was a slam dunk! (I think everybody got lucky this weekend, no?)

Nothing like hanging and watching TV...

Don't know why you wouldn't be ovulating..can't you still ovulate when you are BF'g

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

OPKs never tracked my ovulation correctly. Only taking my Basal body temp every morning is what worked for me. Also, I'm sure that breastfeeding could be screwing with ovulation. I think even once you stop breastfeeding, it can take awhile to get your body back in the swing of regular ovulation.