My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Monday is almost over...

And can I just say thank goodness. I have been running like a crazy person today (which is a fairly accurate description I guess)!

Let's catch up where I left off on Sunday:

The ex decided he wanted to rumble with me- Basically, last weekend Faith came home from over there with a half wet head that had been blown dry with the "hang your head out the window method". Yes, I am serious.

Anyways, I was asleep and Jef asked Faith to rewash and blow dry her hair, per MY rules. She looks like a total goober with her half-wavy hair all oily and smashed to her head, plus she's getting acne- so hair care is a priority! She happily obliged, and came back down to play a little before heading to bed. Jef told Faith he just didn't want her to look like an orphan at school, and she said she understood.

At 5 o'clock I get a call from The Ex. He immediately starts a cuss fit at ME yelling that no man will call HIS child a bleeping orphan. He went on and on and on- calling me everything but a nice lady. I let him finish, and I told him, "When you can speak to me like a human, you may call me back and speak to me. And I HOPE you are not using these words and this tone with me in front of MY daughter".

He counters with, "I pay YOUR child support and I will say what I ...."

He didn't get to finish that sentence. I hung up on his stupid ass.

At 6 when he pulled up I was ready for him. I opened the front door and he stopped cold in his tracks- he knew I was pissed off and was no longer the wimpy little girl he used to push around. I was all bowed up (and ready to start throwing punches if I needed to). I had Faith tell him MY rule on washing her hair AND retell him the story that she told me about how all of this came about. He started backtracking and apologising and stammering about and then said he must have misunderstood- and I said "You sure did".

I kindly reminded him, after shooing Faith inside (and after letting him have a verbal lashing from me) of my offer... the offer of, "If she is only a check to you, I can make that go away- I have papers ready for you to sign to relinquish your custody of her and this is all over".

He couldn't get off the porch fast enough.

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--The Milk Maid kicks ass and takes names, then blogs about it!


Supermom said...

Good for you! I have a friend who has constant battles with her ex, and just wishes he would get out of the pic. Her new hubby is a great dad to the kids and spends more time and treats them better than their father. Glad you put him in his place.

B said...

I'm glad you're in our gang. I'm not so worried about what happen if we go into a rumble with you and supermom on each side of me. : )

Marcy "meg" said...

you go girl!!! You sure in the heck did put him in his place!

Michell said...

Good for you. The guy sounds like an utter ass who just wants to throw his control around. But of course you are woman enough to put him back in his place.

kittenroar5 said...

Good for you! I like it when B goes ninja on the MC's dad's ass! Sounds like you guys could kick some ass together!

journey of two FL mommies said...

you go girl! you are my hero!!!! :)

Deena said...

you ARE kicking ass and taking names. I am proud to know you!!!

Sorry your ex is such a moron, but it's nice to hear you put him in his place!

Anonymous said...

Way to go! I'm just sorry you're all in this position anyway. At least you're teaching your daughters not to put up with crap from anyone!

twondra said...

The milk maid rocks!! Sorry you have to deal with a horrible ex on top of everything else. You're one tough cookie.