My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Exit To Woden?

Woden is the Scandinavian God of Wednesday.

I know this because I have been on God Checker all morning. I've always been a fan of mythology, and that website is fuel for curiosity! Need to call on the god of lettuce before making that salad (what IS in the lettuce today? One never knows!)? Need to beg the god of vomit to just make it stop? Of course you can scour the Holy Database for gods of sex, chocolate, and virginity too! Although I don't know anyone in this circle that would need the god of virginity... unless you were just saying Hi to an old friend.

Not much has been happening around here as of late. Ava has a bad case of the sniffles. I am really not so sure it is a cold, as much as it is her second top tooth coming through. The top teeth have been a BITCH to get through for her. But, either way, we spent half the night on the couch snuggling. She is feeling a little peppier this morning.

I have imbibed a large latte thus far, and there has yet to be pep in my step. I need to get my fanny in gear today- clean the house, buy an additional baby gate for the stairs, make a few purchases at the pet store, clean out my car, and stuff like that. I also need a wad of storage boxes to pack away some crap that has been lying around since... (:::The Milk Maid is shuffling thru papers and pictures and goodness knows what else under her desk:::)... Oh lordy, crap that has been here collecting dust since 2001. That's got to go. This place looks like the Augean Stables!

--The Milk Maid is up to something!


Marcy "meg" said...

I hope Ava gets to feeling better!

When you get done cleaning there, you want to come to my place?

B said...

"up to something"? I say you're up to NO GOOD!

Ethansmama said...

Up to something huh? Just what might that be? Sounds like trouble.

twondra said...

I agree with the must be up to no good. :) I hope Ava feels better real soon!

singletracey said...

Milk maid is always up to trouble!

Hugs for my ava-licious... feel better sweets :-)

Deena said...

I hope Ms. Ava feels better soon!

Thank you for your touching comments the last couple of weeks. I wish you were closer because a hug would have been nice...
I pray your baby making time will be soon...maybe we can be preggo buddies after all...

kittenroar5 said...

Kiss Ava for me!

Hey.. where's those puppy pics?