I Need Some Of Those Rabbit Batteries!

Raise your hand if you read the title of this blog and immediately thought I was going to blog about something dirty. Raise your hand now if you are disappointed that I am NOT going to blog about vibrators. I'm counting these hands people... I can always go to the gutter for inspiration (it is too easy sometimes!).

I am ExHaUsTeD! It has been One Of Those Days...

Ava decided not to nap-- At all. I had to redo a whole freakin database for Konetta because I used a program that is not compatible with her operating system (without a $149 upgrade). I ran all over town looking for the specific brand of dog food for Zeus which only one pet store 30 miles away had. My father told me I should be "more patient" for no particular reason at all. I was in the yard talking about the llama when he just came out of the blue and said, "You need to work on your patience!". I was all, Whaaat?! Llama food being on sale does not equal the patience lecture. Perhaps I should write father another letter.

And because Meg tagged me here are 6 more random things about me... and they are very random. Almost as random as this link for car covers.

1- My right pinkie toe nail does not like to grow. It's very stubby. This runs on my dad's side of the family.
2- My right pinkie finger is permanently bent all whonkie and wont straiten out. My mother closed it in a car door when I was 3. I cried for her to open the door, but she didn't believe my finger was really in it until we got to my grandmother's house (half a mile) and my finger was the size of a hot dog. Yes- really.
3- Things I've had pierced: Belly button, ears (3 holes in lobes and one in the cartilage. Jef pierced my cartilage for me the last time), nose. I wanted a nipple piercing once- I changed my mind.
4- I have extremely long fingers. My hands are smaller than Jef's, but my fingers are longer.
5-I have long toes too... so long in fact that my mother slammed my pinkie toe in the car door (I see a theme) but she actually believed me when I screamed and yelped that time.
6- I have 4 tattoos (so far). I have a sun/moon combo on my right hip, a bat on my lower back (my "battoo"), a tribal rose vine deal under the bat, and Charlie Brown on my left butt cheek. I'm planning the next tat!

--The Milk Maid seems to have a body mod fetish!