My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


I Need Some Of Those Rabbit Batteries!

Raise your hand if you read the title of this blog and immediately thought I was going to blog about something dirty. Raise your hand now if you are disappointed that I am NOT going to blog about vibrators. I'm counting these hands people... I can always go to the gutter for inspiration (it is too easy sometimes!).

I am ExHaUsTeD! It has been One Of Those Days...

Ava decided not to nap-- At all. I had to redo a whole freakin database for Konetta because I used a program that is not compatible with her operating system (without a $149 upgrade). I ran all over town looking for the specific brand of dog food for Zeus which only one pet store 30 miles away had. My father told me I should be "more patient" for no particular reason at all. I was in the yard talking about the llama when he just came out of the blue and said, "You need to work on your patience!". I was all, Whaaat?! Llama food being on sale does not equal the patience lecture. Perhaps I should write father another letter.

And because Meg tagged me here are 6 more random things about me... and they are very random. Almost as random as this link for car covers.

1- My right pinkie toe nail does not like to grow. It's very stubby. This runs on my dad's side of the family.
2- My right pinkie finger is permanently bent all whonkie and wont straiten out. My mother closed it in a car door when I was 3. I cried for her to open the door, but she didn't believe my finger was really in it until we got to my grandmother's house (half a mile) and my finger was the size of a hot dog. Yes- really.
3- Things I've had pierced: Belly button, ears (3 holes in lobes and one in the cartilage. Jef pierced my cartilage for me the last time), nose. I wanted a nipple piercing once- I changed my mind.
4- I have extremely long fingers. My hands are smaller than Jef's, but my fingers are longer.
5-I have long toes too... so long in fact that my mother slammed my pinkie toe in the car door (I see a theme) but she actually believed me when I screamed and yelped that time.
6- I have 4 tattoos (so far). I have a sun/moon combo on my right hip, a bat on my lower back (my "battoo"), a tribal rose vine deal under the bat, and Charlie Brown on my left butt cheek. I'm planning the next tat!

--The Milk Maid seems to have a body mod fetish!


Marcy "meg" said...

ooh thanks for playing... what a sport you are!

Sorry for the no ava nap. Wish I was there to watch her for you!

I LOVE your random things... now we need some pictures of your fingers and toes!

kittenroar5 said...

Did the puppy nap at least?

(And I think it is very odd indeed that you and B both have Charlie Brown tattoos. Says something, I'm just not sure what.)

Michell said...

I love the idea of the bat tattoo. I've actually considered something like that too. Hope Ava at least sleeps well tonight and you can too.

twondra said...

I love your random things! must have a lot of pain tolerance. :)

Ethansmama said...

I recently received an email from a friend also looking at tattoos, I will have to send you the link of the one she found, quite disturbing I must say.