My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Mish-Mash of Friday With Bonus Features

Happy Friday Mish-Mash everyone! I'm feeling more like me today, partially because I don't have time to play pitty party. I have kids to take places, dogs that need ear re-taping, doggie dividers to install in my car, and tons of other doo-doo that I must do!

Let's start the blog with a little Haiku(!)Friday action:

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(Click here to play along and read lots of other fabulous Haikus!)

B and K got wine,
They say that's just fine because
Seven years is here!
Ava loves boobie,
No way I can make her stop-
Breastfeeding a toddler!
Zeus is a puppy,
Over thirty pounds is he-
Oh dear god don't poop!
Michell tagged me for a game. The rules are: List a word that describes you for every letter of the alphabet. Offer as much or as little explanation as you wish. Please keep the words positive (for example, don’t use “fat” for F or “lame” for L), and feel free to get creative. Tag as many or as few people as you wish.
A- Attentive. I have to keep constant vigil, lest someone forget their meds or dump the dog's water out or poop in the floor!
B- Braniac. I'm a nerd from waaay back. Old school pocket protector wearing, slave to the glasses (pre-Lasik) nerd. I like being nerdy... It gives me the excuse to watch brainy TV for fun.
C- Calculating. I'm the only person I know who likes to plan out spontinaiety!
D- Diva. Not the Mariah Carey booty shaking kind... The suburban housewife that drives an SUV kind.
E- Exciting. At least I hope I am. Wow- has anyone made it this far into my ABC's?
F- Faith's mom.
G- Gourd Dresser. We still have Gordon the Gourd. He stayed on display in the school library for 2 weeks. That makes me a Gourd Fashionista!
H- Hopeful. For so many things...
I- Independent. I know, you would have never guessed.
J- Jef's wife.
K- Kind. I try to be kind- open doors for people, let them out in traffic, etc. Then they do something stupid and I have a hard time being kind.
L- Laugh. My goal in life is to keep people laughing. I have a unique sense of humor, and can usually find something humorous about any situation. Even those times I shouldn't!
M- Mother. Even as they tug on my sweater, I still have days where I can't believe I'm a mom.
N- Naughty... Because it's so much more fun that nice! But it's a good naughty!
O- Open minded. Just look at my blogroll if you don't believe that!
P- Pessimist. It's not a negative, I just don't get overly excited about things that wont happen by being a pessimist.
Q- Quirky. Oh yeah!
R- Renaissance woman... Love that Willie The Shake!
S- Student. Always looking to learn and expand my mind.
T- Tame. Trust me, compared to what I used to be and do I'm very tame these days.
U- Unique. But aren't we all?
V- Vampire. No, I'm not one of the undead, but I sure do love to read about them and watch shows about them. Maybe not a healthy obsession for a future phlebotomist. Hummm...
W- Willing... to try new things.
X- Xylaphone... I snuck into the band room in middle school just to play one of these.
Z- Zeal and Zest for life!
I tag Ethan's Mama and Meg!
--The Milk Maid says a puppy in a box is better than a baby in the dog crate.


Michell said...

I have a picture of my ex boyfriend in the dogs crate. I believe he was playing with the dog and of course beer was involved. The dog was just looking at him like he was crazy. Go figure. Glad you enjoyed this one.

B said...

I loved the bonus features. I can't wait to try out my wine. Thanks again for the lovely suprise. You are very kind..just like your meme says.

kittenroar5 said...

Yes, thanks again for the sweetness!

twondra said...

I love your bonus feature! Too fun! I love getting to know people more through them. :)

kittenroar5 said...

PS: We drank your wine!!!

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