My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


My Life Is A Theme Park...

...And I'm riding the Vomit Comit!

The last time Faith threw up was 4 years ago. I remember it (too) vividly. There is something about a chocolate milk and macaroni projectile barf that wont easily be pried from your brain.

Until you get to replace that image with a fried rice hurl.

Yep- I'm back on Puke Patrol. Or I was... Faith is over it now. In fact the little goob turned down a Get Out Of School Free card by rousing me from a deep slumber at 7:25 this morning by shouting, "Mommy I'm better!". I'm glad she is feeling better, but after laying awake half the night listening for any sounds that might indicate impending doom I didn't get very much sleep, and I could have used another 40 winks.

The extra sleep wouldn't have been a possibility anyway, as Zeus was starting to roust about in his crate, and Ava was using what sounded like a hammer and chisel to try and get out of her crib.

I will get a good photo of Zeus's ears when I can get him to hold still!

--The Milk Maid says a Spot Bot is a mom's best friend!

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B said...

hmm..sounds like the vomitrocious virus has made its way through your ranks..except..for you. Feeling pukey yet?

Marcy "meg" said...

Oh yuck... so sorry! Glad she is feeling better though!

Michell said...

You and puke. Yuck. Sorry Faith has been sick but glad that she is feeling better. Hope no one else comes down with it.

kittenroar5 said...

Don't worry, A. I had it for you and B was cleaning it up at 4 am! You'll escape this one!

Michelle said...

Hey, how does that spot bot work?? Good? I been thinking about getting one but not sure if our next house will have carpet or not..and we are moving in 84 days...but whos counting???

twondra said...

Aww, the fun puke. Makes life interesting. Glad she's feeling better.

twondra said...

Aww, the fun puke. Makes life interesting. Glad she's feeling better.