Something is different here you say? Well, I guess it is! A new header for a new day... Hopefully a new attitude and new start on life. Ok, so that's probably going a little overboard so we will start with baby steps.
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Saturday is Jef's Shindig for work. My mother has been asking me for 2 weeks now, "Does Ava sleep at night?" and tons of other tedious questions that I usually answer with another question (unless they are SO ridiculous and I prefer sarcasm in statement form).
- Does she sleep at night? --I'm not an axe murderer am I?
- How much does she eat? --Have you ever met this child before, like- ever?!
- Will she need breast milk before bed? --Yes, I will leave my tatas behind for you to use.
- Where should Ava sleep? --I usually put her in a cabinet or maybe the fridge. Oh- she loves outside too!
- How much whole milk does she drink? --Fill it up until she stops asking for more.
- How will I know Ava is hungry? --Typically, she will chant BITEBITEBITE relentlessly! (Again, have you EVER met my child?!)
- Do you want to wear one of my velour tracksuits to your function? -- :::Sound of me hitting the floor with a thud:::
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Shindig List:
- Hair- Up? Down? Professionaly styled?
- Mani and Pedi... find time!
- The Dress or something else... Can't decide!
- Make up... Pay someone or bite the bullet and do it myself.
--The Milk Maids gonna get all frufru and head out on the town!
7 comments:
Hey kid, you sound perky this morning. I'm glad to sign on and find you in a good mood.
BTW, The Dress!! Definitely The Dress. That's a totally hot dress. Hmm, hair up I think. Make up? Whichever will make you feel most empowered.
I love the new header. Very cool. I like the dress idea I think too. Me personally I would have my hair done but that's because I can never get it to do what I want it to do. And your moms questions are funny. I'm sure she is just nervous but really, how goofy.
Go out spend some cash, let others pamper you!! I always feel better when I do that. That mom of yours!! I sometimes wonder how you made it to adulthood!!
Love the header!
Make sure you take LOTS of pictures this weekend!!!!
Wow she actually gets to sleep in the fridge? I thought that was only for special occasions. Isn't the oven a bit warmer?
I say hair up, mani pedi required, dress and who cares about the makeup you need the time for the mani pedi.
I say pamper yourself in any way you see fit.
And don't worry about Ava. She'll bitebitebite your mom if she doesn't feed her.
The new look rocks!
Love the new header!! Really cool! Your answers are too funny! You're always good for a laugh. :) Love the dress!
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