My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


It's Mystery Mish Mash Friday

Mystery of the day #1: Why do toddlers feel compelled to remove their shoes at the mall while riding in the car buggy then FLING said shoes into the fountain?

I'm feeling a peck peppier today than I was last night at 11-ish when I wrote the crazy post. I'm trying to put the crazy behind me and enjoy my day. Karate is tonite, and there is nothing like being too exhausted to have any loathe left for one's self. Truth be told, I could fall out of the chair at this very instant and sleep.

I'm contemplating taking a shower and shampooing before karate. I know, you are thinking what a waste. I realize I will get sweaty and ookie again. I just have a small patch of little dry skin flakies on my right temple and I cannot be seen in public like this. Ok, again- I was just in public at the mall shopping, but my hair was down and no one saw it (not even me) until I got back into the car and pulled my hair up into a pony tail before I incinerated.

Mystery #2: Why do those mall people set the temperature of the thermostat to the same setting that I use for my Thanksgiving turkey? Can you say "NASA hot!"??

I was taking Faith to school this morning when out of the corner of my eye I saw a large black shape moving against a retaining wall at the local church about 200 feet away. It wasn't a dog, a cat, a bear, a Sasquatch.... definitely not an animal. Just a shadow. A creepy, slow moving shadow. Between the church and the cemetery. Just when I thought I was hallucinating Faith asked me, "Mommy- what is that shadow over there?". I just shook my head that I didn't know. Make that mystery #3.

--The Milk Maid says bowchicabowbow


B said...

Glad to see you're in better spirits!! WHEW, wish I'd known before I started eating these almond m&m's to make you feel better. Wait, maybe that's what made you feel better? What's with the shadow? Was it the large white dog that made my wife total the old kermie on the freeway?

From Here To Maternity said...

That's freaky. As for the mall temp, yeah I don't get that either.

Kathy said...

You're showering over a few lil skin flakes? Yeah...I simply cannot justify that.

I'm wearing a black sweater to work right now that seems to be covered in dog hair. Didn't notice when I walked out this morning. You see ME showerin?!?!?


Marcy "meg" said...

Totally with you on the mall temp... and why in the summer is it so cold that they could freeze meat???

twondra said...

Glad to hear you're feeling better! I hear ya about the mall temps. Freaky about the shadow....that would freak me out.

kittenroar5 said...

Freaky. I hope it wasn't the white dog.

I think there is some very odd guy in the security office that misses seing girls in skimpy clothes, so he turns up the heat so they will remove all possible items of clothing. He watches before he goes home to live in his parent's basement and read comic books. Mystery solved. I'll work on the other two.

Glad to hear you happy, chica!

Michell said...

Glad you are doing better and yes, I would like to know about the mall temp thing too. I always thought it was just me.