My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


1/28/08

Picture This

Ava learned how to climb out of her crib this weekend... no photo of this yet, and thanks to her new crib tent there most likely wont be any photos!

However, here is a great shot of Ava learning to pole dance on the end table...


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And another...


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My mother made the mistake of asking what Jef and I did all weekend. I told her we just hung around and had a little Sunday afternoon Menage a Trois...


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She promptly fainted.

--The Milk Maid says get your minds of the gutter!

9 comments:

Ethansmama said...

You just LOVE doing that to her don't you! Ava is so freakin cute!

B said...

Your poor mom! If I hadn't heard horror stories about her, i'd feel sorry for her. Since I HAVE heard horror stories, I say Party On Wayne!!!

Marcy "meg" said...

Ava sure is a cutie.... I see some major talent there!

Ha, I wish I could have seen your mom's face :)

Kathy said...

OMG!! My grandmother gave me a bottle of intercourse wine a few years ago. She loves to call me up and ask "Hey did you guys have that intercourse yet?" to which I promptly reply "no we're waiting for just the right time"

twondra said...

Ava is soooooo cute!! I would've loved to see your mom's face. :)

singletracey said...

HAHAHAHAH GO Ava.. shake that THANG! When Aunt Trace comes to town.. she'll show ya how its done :-)

kittenroar5 said...

You rock, my friend.

Ava rocks too.

xxoo.

Kelly said...

Love the pics. Ava is so adorable. And love the remark to your mom. That's priceless.

From Here To Maternity said...

I see you like freaking out your mother. Isn't it a lot of fun?