My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


A Little Heave, Ho!

I wish you could hear the excitement spewing out of me right now! You would be all, "Damn this chick is perky today- wow!"

Basically, The Ho got heaved... Lemme 'splain it: The girl who shared an office with my Big J (the Incedent where that girl ate part of Jef's food!) was relieved of her duties yesterday. Something about a test she couldn't pass. It wasn't a Medical Terminology test either people.

----> Insert Evil Laughter Here <-----

And speaking of Med Term, I got a very good grade on my last test... a 101. I am totally digging this class!

Let's see... lots to catch up on today: The cat came home. Oh- I forgot to tell you the cat ran away 2 days ago. He saw the open door and zooop!~ he was gone. However, being a cat, when the temp hit 25 degrees and rain started blowing he showed up on the front porch not too worse for wear.

I saw a billboard today from a local church cult (they lock the doors so no one can leave until the donation "goal" is reached every Sunday and the preacher lives in a 7 Million Dollar Lake Home, so I vote cult!) that said, "Make fasting a part of your life". I grimaced at the location of the sign- above a Krystal- and sped away to get a fast food breakfast at the Micky Dees.

Speaking of breakfast, I lost my coffee this morning and had to search the whole house for it. About 5 minutes later I found my cup o' Joe, right next to my flash cards. The card on top was dementia. And now the flash cards are mocking me!

--The Milk Maid said Happy 300th Post to me!

(Not all 300 are published, the big celebration will be at the "real" 300th posted post).


B said...

BYE HO!!! : ) She should have nevah touched Big J's food..evah!
I'm glad Mr. Man cat came home. I woke up this morning worried about him.

Marcy "meg" said...

The HO went bye bye!!!! Yippee! So glad the cat came home. Did I mention we have two stray dogs in our garage right now :( Kris found them starved on one of her CPS runs.... We are trying to find them a home!

Michell said...

So glad the HO is gone. That is a great thing. And wow on that test grade. You are kicking butts at that class.

Ethansmama said...

Hooray for the heaving of the Ho. Wow, with those kind of test scores, maybe you should just keep right on going and get that baby delivering degree, you know we still need one of those for our practice we are going to start someday.

Michelle said...

HAHA! The evil woman has moved! GOod for you and Jeff!
Thanks for all the wonderful commens you left me. Its getting so close now and Im so scared!

kittenroar5 said...

why can't we celebrate now? really... ho is gone, a 101 A+, and now 300? surely we can celebrate.

B said...

umm, if my wife wants to celebrate, we celebrate!

The Milk Maid said...

I'm all about the party!

Party on Garth!!!!

Kathy said...

NIIIIIIIICE. Maybe it was all the negative energy us Muppets were sending her way that finally haunted her enough to make her crack under pressure. I'm sure that's it. She knows we haunt her.

twondra said...

You're so funny. Time for a HUGE party!!!