My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


German Coast Guard And More

Considering Jef is 1/2 German, this is especially funny:

This is also very, very funny... so funny in fact that I will start training Faith to speak with a British accent:

Charlie Bit Me

--The Milk Maid says poopiecacadoodoo.