My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Jiggly-Ninny Monday

Jef decided to clean the house yesterday.

I would rather be a lint-licker than clean the house, hence its condition yesterday when Jef went all Jazz-Hands on me and started throwing crap away and mopping. He was bagging up clothes for the wash-n-fold (hey, he married a trophy wife, not a domestic goddess!) and he asked me if I had something to wear to class in the morning. Sure I did- I have a whole closet full of clothes, surely some of it will fit and out of what fits perhaps I can bring myself to be seen in public wearing it.

I found pants ok this morning, I found a sweater, I even found clean panties! Yet suddenly, I was engulfed in horrow: There wasn't a bra in sight.

I checked the dryer- nope.

I checked the washer- 3 very wet bras.

I looked under the bed, in the living room, in the bathroom, under the office table (hey- like you don't take them off as soon as you can, right?).

Finally, after thinking I was going to have to resort to duct tape or just let the girls bounce, I found a bra... In the kitchen.

Where is the weirdest place you have ever found missing undies?

--The Milk Maid says duct tape was a viable option.
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B said...

: ) Weirdest place i've ever found my underwear? Weirdest place i've ever found a girlfriends underwear was in my dogs mouth...I handed them to her apologetically as she left. : )

Marcy "meg" said...

I found some undies in some weird places considering the dogs like to steal them if they get a chance... usually they don't get a chance to, but if they do watch out! Glad you found a bra!

Michell said...

My dog has never stolen my underwear, I had a friend whose dog always took hers out in the yard to frollic around with. I don't know where the wierdest place to find my undies is. Funny about your search for a bra though. And the duct tape, yeah maybe except when it's time to take it off.

Ethansmama said...

UMMM OUCH! Seriously duct tape? That shit rips skin off. My undies are always on my body, in the laundry, or in my drawer, what's wrong with you people??

Anonymous said...

Yeah I'm with ethansmama...don't you guys put things away?

Although I DO have a dog that loves to steel undies and bras from the hamper and stand in the front window with them hanging from her mouth. And we live on a busy street. And there are lots of people walking around. And its usually MY undies.

Candace said...

C, you made me laugh with your response. A....I am joining you here sister. I may not but my goodies in as many places as you but at home I notice I always "unleash" the girls in my office at my computer desk. I try to get them and put them in the hamper...but sometimes..Ooops I forget. Strangest place I left a form of underwear........Will you still respect me in the morning? hehehehe LOL. Above the visor in a car....If I explain how I have to, well never mind! Thanks for the laugh

twondra said...

You don't wanna know where I've found mine. :) I'm a wild woman....okay, maybe not quite like the milk maid, but I'm a close second. :)

Jennifer, Le Binky Bitch said...

I recently found a pair of my panties in my coat pocket...the coat hadn't been worn in about 2 years...before we had kids. *ahem*

Anonymous said...

The strangest place I have ever found my underwear? On a co-worker after a drunken office party. I went to the potty and found hers. Good times. Now that is some L Word shit!