My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


2/5/08

Happy Cappy?!

Today's Capricorn Horoscope: Feb 05, 2008

You may be hard and cold when it comes to the facts, dear Capricorn. You may come across as tough and rather harsh, but in reality, this is often just a mask to hide your sensitive insides. Perhaps you are actually insecure about what you feel and how you express yourself. People may never know this about you because you are so good at showing only the strong-willed, electric side of your personality. Be careful of being too stingy of yourself with others.

Please get out of my brain Mr. Horrorscope...

--The Milk Maid says bow to the Libra Zebra

10 comments:

B said...

Do you have small ears? An old woman once told me that I had small ears..so I must be stingy. : )

The Milk Maid said...

OMG -- I DO have small ears!

Deena said...

HAHA!
i knew you both had something in common!
I think your horoscope is onto something, or is it?
You are still a sweetheart, small ears and all!!!!

kittenroar5 said...

horoscope, schmoroscope.

Let's just right horoscopes for each other, eh?

You will soon realize you are one of the most gorgeous women in the world and you have fabulous (albeit tiny) ears. Tomorrow at 12:16 pm you will be given 74 and 1/2 million dollars and 4.5 people will profess their undying love for you. And you'll buy a ticket to H-town despite the doubters.

How did I do?

Nap Warden said...

I like kittenroar5's better:)

Marcy "meg" said...

I DON'T have real small ears... so what does that mean? :)

babybound said...

I have small ears too. But I'm totally not stingy. I'm just a bitch. Plain and simple.

Should we be offended by that horoscope?

babybound said...

O yeah, and when you meet that .5 person tomorrow, please take a picture. That's all kinds of creepy.

The Milk Maid said...

Kat... Wow- in the class i take at school half a person (well, half-brained people) are all too common! I'll send pics~ You know as soon as the fotobukit is back up... ahem.

K- i have already proven the doubters wrong! Tickets to h-ton are In Me Pocket- well, figurativly speaking. Small ears yes, beautiful person- tell you when I meet that one :P

Meg- Your lack of small ears prove that you have a large math brain... :D

Too all, the horrorscope is actually quite accurate, for me at least. Scary~ and *sigh*

B said...

I want a new truck when you get rich...are you taking orders? You and Jef can drive it down instead of flying. That way Jef can check out the engine for me and make sure i'm getting a good deal. Well, it would be free..can't beat that deal..right?