Friday night Jef got off work early- not as early as I'd hoped, but nonetheless early. He took me to a local restaurant where we had an entree of prime rib and a few drinks. Well, he had a couple drinks... I had 2 cosmos and 2 appletinis (chant with me now: "Because anything worth doing is worth overdoing!").
Somewhere around my 3rd drink I had to use the ladies room. I can't remember if B called me or if I texted her or maybe I called B... however it was, I had a nice little chat with her.
But this is the part where everything started getting a little fuzzy...
Did I actually pee while on the phone with you B? Or did I say, "Oh I just finished and I'm hiding in the restroom". And did I call you back later that night? And was that when I thought you girls were in the tub? To clarify- they were NOT in the tub when I talked to them. It was a vodka-induced figment of my imagination. (But I could just swear I head splashing!)
And why was my back so sore the next morning... Ooohh, I remember now. Drunk acrobatics. Note to self: You are waaay too old and out of shape for backbends!
--The Milk Maid tied one on! Then she untied it and promtly misplaced it!
2/4/08
Vodka- It's Not For Sissies
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You sure know how to have a good time...My question is how in the hell do you manage to get up the next morning and function with a small child and preteen in the house? YIKES!!!
Lots and lots of tylenol. And a good ol greasy breakfast!
Does everybody call B when they are "tying one on"? Cuz, I usually do.
Splashing huh? I think you totally heard them splashing around with socks on.
So, kids soon? Have you told Jef yet? :>)
Everyone calls me when they drink because I love to tell drunks jokes! Especially if i'm drunk myself! No A, we weren't in the tub, I swear it. I am incapable of talking to people on the phone when i'm naked..i'm weird like that. I don't think you peed while we were on the phone, because that would gross me out. : ) I'm glad I wasn't drinking Friday, because you and K were hilarious..and because I was sober..I remember everything!
D, don't mention that room! MY EYES, MY EYES!!! I'll bring in the blow up mattress for you!
Sounds like you had a good time! Way to go girl!!!
Sounds like you had a lot more fun that I did on Friday night.
Lots of Tini's... mmmmmmmm Now that I know B is the official "who to drunk dial".. I'll be programming her number in.. LOL
Appletinis? I want one.
So, who do we drunk dial when you are. I wanna know.
when you are here.
damn, this fat cat won't let me type.
I say we still call B... we can sneak away and drunk dial amuk! Or is that amock? Like crazy- DD like CrAzY!
You guys are going to drunk dial me from the same table..or what?
No you're going to drunk dial me because I am missing out. That way I can pretend I'm there. I'll have to sit here alone and get drunk. Alone. While I wait for the calls. Its kinda like prom for some people, with all the waiting and the nothing. hahahahhaha
Glad to hear you survived your 4 vodka drinks. Keep up the good work. :-)
Don't tempt us Kathy..they will be at my house, we WILL be drinking..and I DO have your number! : )
I do love a good drunk story!
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