My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Easter Jokes

Q. Why did the rabbit call the gynocologist?
A. She thought she had a yeaster infection!


Q. What did the egg day to the pot of boiling water?
A. It may take a while for me to get hard, I just got laid yesterday!


B said...

Yes, the tongue depresser is depressed. If it were a tongue elevator..we'd talk about it.

twondra said...

Very funny! Thanks for sharing!!

Michell said...

I like the egg one. As far as the book I was talking about it's called Stellaluna by Janell Cannon.

themotherhen said...

I can always count on you for a good laugh.

babybound said...

Bah! Such a great way to start out my day...with hard pervy eggs. HA!

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

Ok.. I loved them! Right up my alley!

I still owe you a joke!

Becky said...

"yeaster infection."

Priceless, dude. Simply priceless.