My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


3/24/08

1/7 Of Your Life Is On A Monday

Hope everyone had a fabulous Easter weekend complete with too much good food- I know we did! My mom cooked a ham and a turkey (or rather she incenerated 2 pieces of meat that would have been lovely had they left the oven hours sooner). Nonetheless, the corn and green beans and dressing and cranberry sauce more than made up for the sawdust main courses.


I have been having awful headaches as of late. I am attributing them to a combo of three things: Pollen, my need of a chiropractic appointment, and a change in diet.


Pollen, as you remember from me bitching about it last year (or if you don't just assume I did- it took weeks for me to rant about it, let's not revisit) is the bain of my existence. I am allergic to pine and grass pollen. My front yard is a couple acres of grass and 12 pine trees... Seeing the problem now?


I need to go to the chiropractor, but I keep putting it off. There are a lot more fun things to do in life- like blog and chat with my peeps- than take 30 minutes and go see the young hot guy who pops my spine and manupilates my body in all sorts of odd positions, leaving me breathless and relaxed. Damn, I just talked myself into making an appoinment with him!


Change of diet... I've kinda been tweaking my daily grindage here and there to incorporate more good stuff. Well, if you count the Big Mac I ate today (and the fries and the sweet tea) as good stuff. Truly though, less vino for me (I'm down to my last 1/4 of a glass- goodbye for a while old friend), more fresh fruits and veggies, and a mix of high protein and low fat meat and dairy items. What's prompted the change you ask? Well, it's complicated. The most simple answer I can give at this time is that I need to treat my body more like a temple and less like the city dump. 'Nuff said!


--The Milk Maid says Dole can suck it like a milkshake!

9 comments:

B said...

What's wrong with the city dump? You can find all kinds of cool shit at the dump!

themotherhen said...

It's just simply a sound idea to start eating healthier, I know spring time always brings about that change in me. I'm doing much better at being good to my body...if you don't count the peanut butter/chocolate eggs I ate yesterday

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

Your body is a baby temple woman! Let's make a pact to eat better together, eh? No more macaroons for me. It's a deal!

babybound said...

Good for you on the diet changes.....bad for you on the trees. What the hell man??? Acres of grass??? really??!?!?!?!?

Michelle said...

Im soooo behind on blogs. Just wanted to say hello!

Candace said...

Congrats on the eating well. BUT let's get back to the HOT guy that POPS you....can he come to Florida and give me a "treatment" or Two....or three????? Please?

Becky said...

I'm on the diet train, too, sister!

Let's do it!

Queen of Shake-Shake said...

I'm a chiropractor believer too! Too bad I don't have a hot one. I'd go more often too.

Marcy "meg" said...

Oh you made me want to see the chiropractor!!!!