My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


3/26/08

It Has Come To My Attention...

...That I seem to be neglecting my blog (thanks for pointing that out B!).

So here I am. I'm blogging. See me?!

Ava was sick Monday and Tuesday- fever, belly ache, generally cranky. I think she was really constipated and cutting teeth at the same time (only theory I got folks). I have her a small suppository and she had a massive poop. It'd been three whole days, and lemme just say- wow! I beg the large zoo mammal to please remove yourself from Ava's rear end because I know my baby is not capable of making anything like that all by herself!

In other non-fecal related news Faith brought home a wonderful report card of A's and B's... she's brought all her grades up this time (with the exception of one, but it went from low A to high B, so no worries!). She also came up to me today and asked if she could spend the money she'd been saving on a Ninten.do DS. Believe it or not, she has more than enough casho to buy one! I am taking her tomorrow (and mama is going looking at lap tops too- whooo!).

My school resumes next week. I am o-v-e-r-j-o-y-e-d at that peeps. I'd forgotten how much I enjoy doing nothing all day, not thinking, and not having to wear a bra. Oh well, education calls and I have a 4.0 GPA to uphold, so off I go to skool I shall trot.

--The Milk Maid says it ain't easy to be this cheesy!

11 comments:

Candace said...

Oh, sorry about little Ava but I am glad she is feeling better. WOW, to Faith, how proud she MUST be. Can I just Say, Mommy A you and J get a GOLD star for having her save and then for academic reward get to purchase something she REALLY wants...GREAT lesson. You Rock!

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

Ok... can I say I was right about Faith? She's a smartie and working you guys like butter!

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

And PS... buy Princess Peach for her! I love it.

Michell said...

Glad you have enjoyed your time off school. I always lived for my breaks. I would save up books (fun ones) and spend my time reading as many as I could. Oh and of course wearing a bra as infrequently as possible.

babybound said...

I really could have done without the poop story so late this evening....but then again, I think I brought that on myself when I chose to read about poop on a different blog just moments before reading yours. Hmm....I'm sensing a theme here...

twondra said...

Poor little Ava! Congrats to Faith! Wow..what a smart cookie. :) Have fun with school!

Marcy "meg" said...

Yea for Faith! Glad Miss Ava is feeling better!

B said...

You betta blog! Have you studied the note cards I gave you yet? Be sure and take your camera on the days that they show slides in A&P, you'll ace every test..promise. Buy Faith Mario Kart. Princess Peach sucks!

The Milk Maid said...

B, if they show slides I'll be too bsy crapping my pants to take a photo. It's merely a lecture class-no visuals. Loverly, ey?

Becky said...

I often had to shove suppositories up Ben's poor butt. To this day I think he's still constipated.

Poor dude. Give Ava a smootch from me.

Kelly said...

I have yet to need to use suppositories on Doran, and I hope it won't come to that. We had the opposite problem last week, a bug going around I'm sure. Anyway, big congrats to Faith for a stellar job in school and have fun going back to class!