My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


MAMU Friday Mish-Mash

Hi-Ho peeps! In a few short hours a band of miscreants friends will converge on the city of Houston. I'm glad to be a part of the fray group, and for the faces (or images that represent faces for some of you) that will be missing- well, if we have your phone number we will most certainly drunk dial call you! If we don't have your digits, rest assured you will be with us in spirit!

I can only imagine the scene at the airport when B pulls up in her ghetto jeep (her words, not mine) and the faces of the crowd as she holds up a sign with our last name on it... wearing a Santa suit (or maybe she went for the Easter Bunny costume?)... I grab my jet black wig from my carry on bag, slap on some Paris Hilton style sunglasses that cover most of my head and we zoom towards a weekend of fun!

But first, I think we will stop and take the time to bond. We've become so close, and now we finally meet. In my mind the scene will look something like this:


--The Milk Maid says party on Wayne!

HDMI sounds like fun!


B said...

Party on Garth!! : ) HA HA HA!! I think i'm going with the French maid costume. Just to warn you, when I wear dresses..I look like i'm in drag.

Anonymous said...

Have loads of fun and I can't wait to read about it on Monday! :)

Anonymous said...

Bah!! It can't look something like that....that would mean B was wearing a dress.

Please have fun. Be safe. Miss ME. and drink a lot. :-)

twondra said...

Have fun! Can't wait to hear all about it!

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

I can't believe I missed this on Friday!

You are a keeper! And you and B were just like that!!!

Marcy "meg" said...

:) I wish we all were still in Houston! This back to work thing stinks!