My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Mememememememe. Me.

I finally have internet again. Damn that stupid tornado and all it's hail! You may now put down your maps and flashlights and stop hunting for me. Oh- I kid, please miss me when I am gone. It gives me a reason to live belong!

Thanks Bitchy Becky from over yonder at Mommy Wants Vodka for tagging me for my 9-trillionth Meme.

The rules go something like this:1) Link to the person who tagged you. 2) Post the rules. 3) Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself. 4) Tag at least three people. 5) Be sure the people you tagged KNOW you tagged them by commenting what you did.

Six (MORE) Random MeMe Facts:

1. I am very particular about how the sheets get tucked into the foot of the bed when I am putting on clean sheets. VERY. PARTICULAR. Like, so particular that no one besides me can ever do it right. Ever.

2. I used to always read the last page of a book before I read any thing else in the book. It was something to look forward to- see how all the events panned out. I think this quirk has turned me into some sort of super book/movie ending-guesser-sleuth. I figured out the endings to The Sixth Sense, The Others, and a whole other load of movies within the first few scenes. I have stopped reading the end of the book now, because- well... I might want to read the whole darn thing.

3. I would love to go to a nude beach! Not just topless, but completely nude. I'd be the one hiding in the dunes with the camera, mind you.

4. My fourth grade teacher told me something I've never forgotten... "Don't change for the world. Make the world change for you!". I've always tried to live by that saying.

5. I used to be very shy. I hear you giggling, stop it! I was very shy- to the point I wouldn't order for myself in a restaurant until I was 17 or 18! I still hate talking to people I don't know on the phone. It makes me break out in a cold sweat to order pizza over the phone. Yes, seriously!

6. I am out of meme's!

--The Milk Maid says she's too cool to tag


B said...

Too cool to tag are you biotch? mmmmhhmmmm You are NOT least not after your 3d or 4th glass o' wine.

Heidi said...

I'm 30 and there are still some times that I can't order food, restaurants or drive throughs!!

Marcy "meg" said...

I still need to do a couple meme's I was tagged on and never got to them... I am bad!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, you are too cool to tag! Thank God!

Anonymous said...

OK I'm going to take that as a HUGE complement that you were the very FIRST blogger to ever call me on the real phone. That's right MM, you win first place on that one. O? You were too drunk to be frightened? Yeah I know, but let's just not go there. For now...embrace the title.

twondra said...

I understand the shy thing. I'm still shy, but much, much better than I was. And yes, you're definitely too cool to tag. :)

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

I'm tagging you! It doesn't matter what you want!!! Ha ha hahaha haha!

Becky said...


I don't buy it.