My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Hi, My Name Is Milk Maid And I Suck

I have been SO F-IN BUSY at clinicals that when I come home I promptly collapse into a heap in the garage. I cannot even fathom walking into the living room and laying on something besides cold hard concrete. I am up to 227 sticks in less than 2 weeks (I need 306 to ace the clinicals class) and I am a super duper pooper doopered gal.

Can I reiterate the point that i'm not getting paid to do, so maybe it isn't really a job, but nonetheless bear with me and all that jazz! Seriously, I have never been so happy to get up and go do something for zero moolah in my whole existence. I haz a lurve, oh yes I do.

I put in an application to my clinical site for employment, and my "girl" J who is over me, but under the direct supervisor, told me that if it was up to her she would have hired me on day 3 of my training. Even the big boss (S) bragged to my phlebotomy teacher about how wonderful I was. My head is totally like this --> [--------------------------------] big. And then they all found out I can mutilate speak the Spanish language- and they were jumping for joy! Asi is la vida, no?

--The Milk Maid says me gusta tu carne!


Aunt Becky said...

Glad you're digging the new thing! Sounds like you really found your niche.

twondra said...

Yay! Glad things are going well!! Good luck!!

Marcy "meg" said...

So glad all is going well. You sound like you are kicking butt!

B said...

Well Vlad, I think you've totally answered your calling. : ) Congratlations on all of the well deserved appreciation at work. We knew you were awesome..and it didn't take them too long to realize it. You were too cute on my voice mail last night! I love you too.

Michell said...

Yay!!! Wow, I wish I could speak spanish. Hope you get the job.

Deena said...

I think you're going to love your job even more once you get paid!
It's definately a blessing to love what you do! I am glad you found your true calling.

Did you know that Vlad was from Romania? Just checking the facts maam.