My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


I Dunno No Blog Titles

Catching up on things that have been going on, but I haven't blogged about:

I have tuberculosis and herpes.

Ok, not really! Truthfully, I have a cough and cold that comes and goes and an arm rash caused by a small hormonal imbalance and stress.

I have been working my ASS off. I have no rear end left at all... can you say 6 days a week? Or perhaps 7 days a week the way this week's schedule is unfolding? I would love to refer to my work-life as "too much of a good thing".

But speaking of money...

My ex hasn't paid child support in 6 months. I am, oh yes, too nice of a person and I have let him slide. He's moved from Georgia to South Carolina to North Carolina all in the pursuit of "playing cowboy". I should call child support recovery- considering the financial state we are in. I should call the cops, considering the child support laws in GA. I should have bought that pet alligator YEARS ago and let poor Cowboy wander down to the pond and become lunch.

Shoulda, coulda, woulda...

Unfortunately, or as a plus (depending on your point of view), I am a nice person. I have a heart the size of the Continental US. I would see myself as the "bad guy" if I called the Po-Po on the Cowboy and busted him for being a lazy jackass. What would Faith think? What if I was the one to burst her bubble on just how great her father is (in her mind)? I don't want to be that person. I just want her life normal (ahem, hack, gag- hating that word) and as usual.

I can't seem to win for losing sometimes.

In other news: I have been trying to steal borrow permanently quite a few babies from the pediatrics lab as of late. A secret I have kept from almost all of you is that we tried to get all preggo about 9 months ago. My due date, if the conception had taken place, would have been December 24th. I'm feeling the yearning and longing to complete our family so much these days. I know times are as impractical as they get at the moment, but I've always been of the mind that "those who seek will find". By golly I'm seeking...

Our original plans were to try to conceive again around February or March of this coming year. Maybe the plan is still on, but most likely it will be pushed back to who knows when. Everyone sigh with me and we can all get this out of our systems in 3... 2... 1....

--The Milk Maid says she sounds all down and out, but she's not in Beverly Hills.
Magnets: Sticking like glue to a fridge near you!


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B said...

Listen up whiney wilma..(beats Debbie Downer..ya think?), don't make me get all sensitive and sweet again. I thought i'd talked you out of this funk yesterday, and now i'm doubting my skillz. I'm with Dory, it's time to bust his ass. The longer you let it go on..the longer he will take advantage of you. And Faith? She's a pretty smart kid..when she's informed that you sent her father to jail for ummm...not being a good father...she'll appreciate it rather than being upset with you. It's not like you're asking for much from that mother fucker, and it's his RESPONSIBILITY to provide for his child. Make the little cowboy grow the fuck up. God I hate that weasely little bastard. You do know that i'll help you hide the body..right?

AJ's mommy said...

I hope you get your child support soon! And yes, I don't think she would ever blame you for that.. she would understand and will understand one day!

Looking forward to baby #3.

RaJen said...

give me the number, I'll call and bust the cowboy.

Montana's mom said...

Call in the child support cops N.O.W. he will not pay unless forced and Faith deserves better than that!

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