My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


2/9/09

Things The Little People Have Taught Me

If you were to ask me, The Milk Maid, the easiest way to remove a WHOLE BOTTLE of Seasoned Salt from your tile kitchen floors, do you know how I would respond?

I would tell to forget sweeping or vacuuming or mopping. Yeah- completely forget all that hard stuff.

The best way to remove a WHOLE BOTTLE of Seasoned Salt from your tile kitchen floor is to walk all over the floor, then bathe your feet.

This Casa De Leche Tip was brought to you by Ava the Toddler, McCormick, and a very hot footed Milk Maid.

--The Milk Maid says if she and the Milk Man were into toe sucking, now would SO be the time.

4 comments:

C said...

Darn, you are FUNNNEEEE!!!!! Oh, the visuals!

Montana's mom said...

That is too funny! Go Ava!

twondra said...

Sooooo funny. :)

B said...

umm, but you're ..err..not into toe sucking..right? That little girl is hell on wheels and I wouldn't have it any other way!